So, your iPhone is essentially just a pocket Mac! #StonerThoughts courtesy of @SapphireRose91

Why don't the stairs in the Mines of Moria have railings?

#stonerthoughts #highthoughts #stonerwisdom #lotr

Isn't it paradoxical that men cry in fantasy and science fiction films, while in today's culture, crying as a man is ridiculed?

#stonerthoughts #highthoughts #stonerwisdom #feminism #patriarchy

As a huge Lord of the Rings fan, I have to honestly admit that the story is actually pretty weird 🤣✌️🌿

#stonerthoughts #highthoughts #stonerwisdom #lotr

#StonerThoughts Why can't we have a microwave like appliance that makes things cold?

Me, discovering relativity while shifting paradigms:

Im too short
No, everyone else is too tall
Wait, maybe everyone else is just taller than me?
Am i the right amount of short

We are all the correct height ✨

#philosophy #showerthoughts #StonerThoughts #humanism

I just remembered this time from 4th grade when I walked into my classroom and two teachers were smelling a bag of something green.

I went over and asked them what it was, they said to take a smell and guess.

I had just recently learned about basil so I excitedly guessed that and they said, "Yeeeesss! Great job! It's baaaasil! You're so smart!"

I'm turning 40 next month and I'm now just questioning whether or not it was actually basil or something else... 🤔

#weed #stonerthoughts

🎵 Prove to me that you're Divine. Change my water into wine. 🎵

Sorry. I was thinking it. Now you are too. 😁

#Divine #JesusChristSuperstar #edibles #PinkFlamingoes #StonerThoughts #JohnWaters

Only someone with no imagination would lie on their taxes. 🤣☮️

#bakedwisdom #stonerthoughts

im at the airport and im a little high anddddd guys planes are just busses that fly isnt that weird #stonerthoughts