I just remembered this time from 4th grade when I walked into my classroom and two teachers were smelling a bag of something green.

I went over and asked them what it was, they said to take a smell and guess.

I had just recently learned about basil so I excitedly guessed that and they said, "Yeeeesss! Great job! It's baaaasil! You're so smart!"

I'm turning 40 next month and I'm now just questioning whether or not it was actually basil or something else... 🤔

#weed #stonerthoughts

🎵 Prove to me that you're Divine. Change my water into wine. 🎵

Sorry. I was thinking it. Now you are too. 😁

#Divine #JesusChristSuperstar #edibles #PinkFlamingoes #StonerThoughts #JohnWaters

Only someone with no imagination would lie on their taxes. 🤣☮️

#bakedwisdom #stonerthoughts

Me: I'm feeling much better now. I could totally go without weed if I had to!

Weed: That's the weed talking.

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Things don't become deterministic until after they've happened

#StonerThoughts #determinism

Why drugs are illegal 🤣  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgvKum6iZp4&list=PLd01xPgeteMSthJuEjnbefc_Q0N7Snv4x&index=1

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