hey fedi

I'm high af after getting home from an 11 hour shift

got hit on by drunk old men all night

listening to the angriest metal I can find

the world is burning, and all I can do is face it

but survival is my superpower

they try but they can't kill me

I continue to openly represent my community

the community they want to exterminate

because survival is everything

as long as I survive, they haven't won

ps. chasers can go to hell

#thoughts #late #afterwork #high #weed #stonerthoughts #survival #trans #transfem #nonbinary #enby #queer #pride

Deadpool at Mount Doom: He wouldn’t just toss the One True Ring. He’d stick his junk in it first to see if it makes his "precious" invisible. 💍
He’d then try to trade a "favor" from Gollum for the ring, punch the little freak into the lava for using too much teeth, and finish the job mid-climax. Sauron wouldn’t die from the ring melting; he’d die from the psychic trauma of witnessing Wade Wilson’s "explosive finish." 🌋💀 #Deadpool #LordOfTheRings #MountDoom #RRatedFantasy

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Deadpool at Mount Doom: He wouldn’t just toss the One True Ring. He’d stick his junk in it first to see if it makes his "precious" invisible. 💍
He’d then try to trade a "favor" from Gollum for the ring, punch the little freak into the lava for using too much teeth, and finish the job mid-climax. Sauron wouldn’t die from the ring melting; he’d die from the psychic trauma of witnessing Wade Wilson’s "explosive finish." 🌋💀 #Deadpool #LordOfTheRings #MountDoom #RRatedFantasy

#StonerThoughts

Deadpool at Mount Doom: He wouldn’t just toss the One True Ring. He’d stick his junk in it first to see if it makes his "precious" invisible. 💍
He’d then try to trade a "favor" from Gollum for the ring, punch the little freak into the lava for using too much teeth, and finish the job mid-climax. Sauron wouldn’t die from the ring melting; he’d die from the psychic trauma of witnessing Wade Wilson’s "explosive finish." 🌋💀 #Deadpool #LordOfTheRings #MountDoom #RRatedFantasy

#StonerThoughts

The synapses just clicked for me that someone actually has to write textbooks. usually multiple people.

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Why don't the stairs in the Mines of Moria have railings?

#stonerthoughts #highthoughts #stonerwisdom #lotr

Isn't it paradoxical that men cry in fantasy and science fiction films, while in today's culture, crying as a man is ridiculed?

#stonerthoughts #highthoughts #stonerwisdom #feminism #patriarchy