@samlitzinger
The Onion (or course) hits it square on the head with this one:
“Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel”
https://theonion.com/markets-surge-after-trump-claims-he-had-sex-with-an-angel/
At this point it’s pretty clear that the “masters of the universe” are in on the grift.
#Trump #Stonks #StockMarket
Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel
NEW YORK—In what came as a welcome shock to investors amid recent dips in the global economy, markets reportedly surged Tuesday after President Donald Trump wrote in a Truth Social Post that he’d had sex with an angel. “I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS AN ANGEL HAS VISITED ME IN […]
Sensex ends 1,635 points down, Nifty below 22,400; banking stocks tumble - BOCVIP
Sensex ends 1,635 points down, Nifty below 22,400; banking stocks tumble
Iran rejects US direct negotiation reports, dismissing American proposals conveyed through intermediaries as unrealistic and excessive, while demanding complete cessation of attacks, war reparations, and formal sovereignty recognition as preconditions for any ceasefire discussions.
#YonhapInfomax #Iran #UnitedStates #DirectNegotiations #DiplomaticTalks #CeasefireConditions #Economics #FinancialMarkets #Banking #Securities #Bonds #StockMarket https://en.infomaxai.com/news/articleView.html?idxno=112798
Iran Dismisses Reports of Direct US Talks, Calls American Proposals 'Mostly Unrealistic'
Iran rejects US direct negotiation reports, dismissing American proposals conveyed through intermediaries as unrealistic and excessive, while demanding complete cessation of attacks, war reparations, and formal sovereignty recognition as preconditions for any ceasefire discussions.
Russian oil tanker Anatoly Kolodkin arrives in Cuba with 100,000 tons of crude oil after President Trump signals policy shift, stating no objection to fuel deliveries as island nation faces severe energy crisis following Venezuelan supply cutoff
#YonhapInfomax #RussianOilTanker #Cuba #TrumpPolicyShift #EnergyCrisis #AnatolyKolodkin #Economics #FinancialMarkets #Banking #Securities #Bonds #StockMarket https://en.infomaxai.com/news/articleView.html?idxno=112796
Russian Oil Tanker Arrives in Cuba After US Approval
Russian oil tanker Anatoly Kolodkin arrives in Cuba with 100,000 tons of crude oil after President Trump signals policy shift, stating no objection to fuel deliveries as island nation faces severe energy crisis following Venezuelan supply cutoff
Dollar-won exchange rate surges to 1,521.10 won during London trading session, marking highest level since March 2009 as foreign currencies weaken broadly, with dealers projecting further gains toward 1,540-1,550 won range if current levels hold
#YonhapInfomax #DollarWonExchangeRate #LondonTrading #17YearHigh #ForeignExchangeMarket #CurrencyWeakness #Economics #FinancialMarkets #Banking #Securities #Bonds #StockMarket https://en.infomaxai.com/news/articleView.html?idxno=112792
Dollar-Won Hits 1,520 Won in London Trading, Highest in 17 Years
Dollar-won exchange rate surges to 1,521.10 won during London trading session, marking highest level since March 2009 as foreign currencies weaken broadly, with dealers projecting further gains toward 1,540-1,550 won range if current levels hold
Dollar-Won Breaches 1,520 Won in Extended Trading, Briefly Hits 1,521.10 Won
Dollar-won exchange rate surges past 1,520 won threshold during extended trading session, reaching intraday high of 1,521.10 won amid heightened currency volatility
South Korea's Fair Trade Commission raids major paint manufacturers including KCC, Noroo Paint, and Kangnam Jevisco over suspected price-fixing collusion during recent product price increases, with investigators also searching industry trade association offices.
#YonhapInfomax #FairTradeCommission #PriceFixing #PaintIndustry #KCC #AntitrustInvestigation #Economics #FinancialMarkets #Banking #Securities #Bonds #StockMarket https://en.infomaxai.com/news/articleView.html?idxno=112786
South Korea's Antitrust Regulator Raids Paint Makers Over Price-Fixing Allegations
South Korea's Fair Trade Commission raids major paint manufacturers including KCC, Noroo Paint, and Kangnam Jevisco over suspected price-fixing collusion during recent product price increases, with investigators also searching industry trade association offices.
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