Statler: “So, did we wipe out Iran’s nukes?” Waldorf: “Depends—are we talking facts or campaign speeches?” #Satire #Politics #IranNuclear #StatlerAndWaldorf #USPolitics #CampaignSeason #BlueskyHumor #MuppetsRoast #Geopolitics #NewsParody

@Prosybris gotta love #StatlerAndWaldorf

Recently asked ChatGPT to provide some Statler & Waldorf zingers...

Waldorf: “I asked AI how to enjoy this show.”
Statler: “What’d it say?”
Waldorf: “'Error: No solution found.'”

You know what would be hilarious? Pepsi making a small advertisement on #TheGameAwards.

A section where Geoff Keighley enters the scenario with a hat in a form of a giant Dorito, holding a bottle of Mountain Dew.

"Pepsi made me do this. Again. This time, to announce a game..."

Statler and Waldorf (The Muppets) roast him while at it.

#StatlerAndWaldorf #Muppets #GeoffKeighley #DoritoPope #TheMuppets #Videogames #Gaming #Games #Doritos #MountainDew #Show #Pepsi

Waldorf & Statler, Days 19 & 20 of Muppetober!
Vince’s inks at @vincedorse
The one-minute process shorts are up on YouTube.

#Muppets #Muppetober #StatlerAndWaldorf #ink #MuppetShow #watercolor

#Statler of #StatlerAndWaldorf is #bisexual !!!

While attempting to woo #ValerieHarper he tells #KermitTheFrog that he's dated several celebrities, including #LionelBarrymore

Apparently they didn't dance much.

#LGBTQIA #BisexualRepresentation #QueerAF
#Muppets #TheMuppets #TheMuppetShow
#ItsCanonDammit

Okay, talking with @adhdeanasl about this idea and after going back & forth with jokes about Statler & Waldorf I think the greatest idea emerged.

Statler & Waldorf just watching movies & making fun of them, MST3K style.

Come on, Disney. Make this happen.

#TheMuppets #Silly #StatlerAndWaldorf

I'm trying to imagine the conversation these two #MourningDoves are having while they watch the riot of red-wings, starlings, sparrows, and quail flocking around the feeder below them.

#BackyardBirds #Oregon #StatlerAndWaldorf