Nothing quite refreshes the spirit like a warm mud bath infused with Tarkalean pheromone essences while a young, attractive valet feeds me Utaberry truffles. I call it The Lwaxana Rejuvenation Protocol. I should write a holonovel on wellness. It would outsell anything that dreadful Dr. Cochrane ever produced.
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