ha ha it was to find my shoes take that brain #stablegenius
Oil Price Slides Below $100 as China Defies US Hormuz Blockade

US oil prices reverse below $100 as China vows to keep ships moving through the Strait of Hormuz, defying Trump's naval blockade.

Yahoo Finance
Trump deletes post with AI image of himself as Jesus-like figure after outcry

The US president’s conservative, Christian supporters decried the Truth Social post, calling it ‘disgusting’

The Guardian

Trump: Open the Strait.

Iran: Stop bombing us.

Trump: Open the effing Strait.

Iran: Lets find a way out of this situation.

Trump: I am going to close the Strait.

Iran: What?…OK.

#trump #illegalwar #stablegenius #uspol #orangeidiot #uspol

Commander in Chief general Tantrum demanded that Iran lift the blockade of the Strait of Hormuz, but they told him to shove it up his ass.

In a brilliant move the stable genius came up with the solution: the US will now also block it 💪

Agent Orange wrote:Effective immediately, the United States Navy, the Finest in the World, will begin the process of BLOCKADING any and all Ships trying to enter, or leave, the Strait of Hormuz.

That's right, two negatives make a positive. Eat that, Iran!

#USpol #NSGOP #AgentOrange #fascist #Iran #StableGenius
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Wenn Berichte, dass #Trump plant, den Krieg zu verlassen, ohne die Straße von Hormus wieder zu öffnen, richtig sind, könnte es dem Iran 🇮🇷 gelingen, dort ein Mautsystem einzurichten, das sie nach dem Krieg reicher u. mächtiger macht. #StableGenius

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#NPR’s Up First podcast this morning:

“Fox news asked Trump directly what does winning this war look like?…

He said the US already won the war…militarily.

Then he went on a 5 minute weave that included: insults for 2 top democrat leaders; complaints about election being stolen in 2020; discussion how much he dislikes Fox news polls; the success of the operation in Venezuela was; more about polls; ending with saying he’s protecting America from lunatics with nuclear weapons. Early in that cabinet meeting he also spent 3 mins and 27 seconds talking about how Sharpie pens are cheaper and better than the fancier ball point pens used by previous Presidents.

All this while America is at war and the average price of a gallon of gas is bumping up to about $4 / gallon.”

#stablegenius #nursinghome #uspol

Trump visited #Graceland.

Hmmm. I wonder if he thinks it’s another country he can threaten?

#Iceland #Greenland #StableGenius #USPol #auspol #RogueNation #TrumpRegime

Witches eh? #StableGenius

#TrumpRegime is all about #manipulating the #markets so #Trump can buy low & sell high.

Just more crimes.

#NeverTrustTrump #USPol #auspol

"Soon you will die Mr Bond, but first I must divulge the full details of my evil plan."

Trump threatens huge attack if Iran does not reopen strait of Hormuz within 48 hours

https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/mar/21/middle-east-crisis-live-iran-war-trump-eases-oil-sanctions-israel-strikes

#StableGenius #USPol #TrumpsWar

Middle East crisis live: Trump threatens huge attack if Iran does not reopen strait of Hormuz within 48 hours

US president says he will ‘obliterate their various power plants, starting with biggest one first’

the Guardian