Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Ah that’s ewhy I feel like a month old dead badger … I’ve obviously been sleep walking & went to the wrong door!

“…And it be well for a knowlessman that he should not be here, for he would be taken from this place and his gaskin slit, his moules shown to the four winds, his welchet torn asunder with many hooks and his figgin placed upon a spike (...)”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

Right off to find my moules & get me figgin off that flippin spike!
Catch you fab folks tomorrow!

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#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Ok brain dead after a rubbish night.

I’ll be the one hiding under the chair…

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶🖖

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Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Ah now I understand why I have a banging headache! :-

“He was trying to conjure up a succubus." It should be impossible to leer when all you've got is a beak, but the parrot managed it. "That's a female demon what comes in the night and makes mad passionate wossn-"
"I've heard of them," said Rincewind. "Bloody dangerous things."
The parrot put its head on one side. "It never worked. All he ever got was a neuralger."
"What's that?"
"It's a demon that comes and has a headache at you.”
― Terry Pratchett

Right off to bed because I feel like someone is trying too check my intelligence by cutting the top of my head off!

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#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Tuesday, possibly!

Had a rough night with this man flu which has degraded to manbies.

To quote the captain of the Vogon constructor fleet “I’ve just had an unhappy love affair so all planet leave is cancelled”
It’s totally out of context but it shows just how much of a tangent my brain is on today!

As Archchancellor Munstrum Ridcully (of Unseen University fame) would say “He’s gone completely Bursar on us!”

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶🖖

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Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Right Peeps - we are in desperate need of a million to one chance to save the world … it needs to be exactly a million to one mind, none of these 999.999 chances & the likes!

“I mean, it's a good job we've got a last desperate million-to-one chance to rely on, or we'd really be in trouble!”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

Right off to cough & sneeze at the cats some more before I finally wend my way to my bed!
Catch you folks in the morning assuming I don’t succumb to the deadly man-flu overnight!

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#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Monday & Mrs S has kindly donated her cold from last week to me.

Obviously for dis squirrel it’s full blown man flu with all the drama that entails!

Plans for today … die of da man flue.

Cue dramatic skwerl deff scene …

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Good evening Squirrel Fans.

“It was amazing, this mystic business. You tell them a lie, and then when you don’t need it anymore you tell them another lie and tell them they’re progressing along the road to wisdom. Then instead of laughing they follow you even more, hoping that at the heart of all the lies they’ll find the truth. And bit by bit they accept the unacceptable. Amazing.”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

Well I’m off to read my book it’s too late to start gaming now!

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#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Sunday arrived late having got delayed by the snow, however the temperaure has risen & rain is now falling. I think the snow will mostly be gone by tonight.

Bizzarely it will be getting warmer once the sun goes down.

We will be chilling out today, the calm before the storm, things start kicking off next week with regards to my late MiL’s estate.

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Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Who needs a banner? :-

“What have I always believed? That on the whole, and by and large, if a man lived properly, not according to what any priests said, but according to what seemed decent and honest inside, then it would, at the end, more or less, turn out all right. You couldn’t get that on a banner.”
― Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

Off to medieval Bohemia once more! Catch you fab folk on the morrow!

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At least somebody is getting to enjoy the January strawberries. 🍓 🐿️

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