#squirrelsofmastodon wenn du endlich den Trick rausgefunden hast, wo Du deinen langen Schweif lassen kannst, kannst Du in einem kleinen Vogelhäuschen super Sonnenblumenkerne knabbern.

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Sunday has dawned damp & grey although it will be a fairly mild day with temps topping out at around 10ºC.

Well the clocks going forward have played havoc with my little squirrelly brain & I’m not sure what I’m doing!
Thankfully we have no plans for today so I can let the chaos wash over me.

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶🖖

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Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Granny could definitely be talkin about me here! :-

“But you ain't part of it, are you?" said Granny conversationally. "You try, but you always find yourself watchin' yourself watchin' people, eh? Never quite believin' anything? Thinkin' the wrong thoughts?”
― Terry Pratchett, Maskerade

Ok off to see about fixing a big clock in medieval Bohemia, catch you fab folk on the orther side!

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶🖖

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#SquirrelsOfMastodon Püschelmeise am Futterhaus

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Heck someone has been in my room & seen my desk! :-

“The mess is extraordinary, and has to be seen to be believed, but if you don’t have any particular need to believe it, then don’t go and look, because you won’t enjoy it.”
― Douglas Adams, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: A Trilogy of Five

Right off to see a man about a clock in medieval Bohemia, catch you fab folk on the morrow!

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶🖖

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Good evening Squirrel Fans.

There are some questions whose answers we will never know:-

“There are of course many problems connected with life, of which some of the most popular are Why
are people born? Why do they die? Why do they want to spend so much of the intervening time wearing
digital watches?”
― Douglas Adams, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Right off to medieval Bohemia once more - adventure & really wild things await!

Catch you fab folk on the other side!

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶🖖

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#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Gather round folks I have a top notch, bright sunny Thursday on offer, going cheap, flash 24 hour sale!
2 Llamas or nearest offer! *

No plans for today so we shall see what the day brings!

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶🖖

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* And you thought that I’d got over my Llama phase! **

** Some of you might have deduced that I’m a secret Monty Pythin fan ***

*** Wanna buy a shrubbery?

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

With the news today that the UK Gov are going to maximise our fossil fuel resources makes tonights quote particularly pertinent! :-

“The disadvantages involved in pulling lots of black sticky slime from out of the ground where it had been safely hidden out of harm’s way, turning it into tar to cover the land with, smoke to fill the air with and pouring the rest into the sea, all seemed to outweigh the advantages of being able to get more quickly from one place to another – particularly when the place you arrived at had probably become, as a result of this, very similar to the place you had left, i.e. covered with tar, full of smoke and short of fish.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Right off to bed, it’s been a long day!

Catch you fab folk in the morning!

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶🖖

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