SvenJan 22
Yea, #explodingTrees, that's how I want to go. That or #spontaneousCombustion.
Kyiv Independent Daily HeadlinesOct 27

Monday, October 27, 2025

Russian drone attack targets residential buildings in Kyiv, killing civilians -- Russia’s war on civilians -- Ukraine retakes 2 villages in Donetsk Oblast near Dobropillia -- HUR says, as sabotage fires spread across Russia -- More than Tomahawks: what Ukraine’s soldiers say they actually need ... and more

https://activitypub.writeworks.uk/2025/10/monday-october-27-2025/

LenonnOct 7

Looking to see if that cross that Pam Bondi is wearing spontaneously combusts.

#PamBondi #fakeChristian #spontaneouscombustion #Congressionalhearings

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πŸ”₯πŸͺ‘πŸ¦΄ HORROR RETURNS! The chilling case of Mary Reeser, whose body turned to ash while her leg sat untouched in its shoe, still baffles cops and scientists. Spontaneous Human Combustion, fact or freak mystery? Could YOU be next to burst into flames in your own chair? #SpontaneousCombustion https://www.independent.co.uk/independentpremium/long-reads/spontaneous-human-combustion-fortean-times-b1795858.html
The mysterious case of people who burst into flames for no reason

Spontaneous human combustion has been around for 400 years and was especially common at the end of the last century. But despite advances in science, we are no closer to knowing what causes it, writes David Barnett

The Independent
kelvind.comJun 9, 2025
I'm skeptical, dubious even, about the article at www.popsci.com/health/can-h... But one interviewee did hit the nail on the head. If it DOES happen, it would happen at #Walmart #SpontaneousCombustion
Flipboard Science DeskJun 3, 2025

The modern era has its chemtrails and anti-vax conspiracies. In the 17th-20th centuries, one of the nonsense theories circulating was spontaneous human combustion. Torsos would be found burnt to a crisp, with their extremities and surroundings untouched β€” this would often be characterized as a punishment for vices. @popsci looks at possible science behind the phenomenon β€” something called the "wick effect" β€” and how they became "Enlightenment-era clickbait."

https://flip.it/1cF_4O

#Science #Clickbait #SpontaneousCombustion #ConspiracyTheories

Can humans spontaneously combust? The baffling cases explained.

It’s more like a candle and less like an act of God.

Popular Science
N-gated Hacker NewsApr 13, 2025
πŸ› οΈπŸ’₯ "Guide to fixing your Lenovo Yoga's spontaneous combustion feature: because who doesn't love a laptop that doubles as a fire hazard? πŸ”₯ Lenovo's response? 'It's not a bug, it's a feature!'" πŸ™„
http://adammunich.com/how-to-repair-the-parts-that-explode-in-lenovo-yoga-laptops/ #LenovoYoga #SpontaneousCombustion #LaptopFire #TechHumor #ConsumerSafety #HackerNews #ngated
How to repair the parts that explode in Lenovo Yoga laptops – gigaj0ule

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