It's very easy to criticize the Ewoks. What if I were to tell you that they're brilliant and extremely underrated? They're the best part of the series? They make Return of the Jedi the best Star Wars movie? I could go on. Seriously, I could.

But regardless of what you think about them, "The Ewoks are a shameless merchandising ploy," is played out. If you want to bash George Lucas' greatest work, come with something that isn't so unfresh that it smells like low tide.

#StarWars #SpicyTakes

🗓️ On This Day in History — Sept 20

In 1519, Ferdinand Magellan set sail from Spain with five ships, seeking a western route to the Spice Islands.

He didn’t survive the trip, but his fleet became the first to circumnavigate the globe — proving definitively that the Earth is round.

500+ years later and we still have to argue about this.
(Side-eying you, Kyrie.)

#OnThisDay #Magellan #FlatEarth #History #SpicyTakes

Bear with me a moment; I'm about to be spicy:

People who complain that paper straws don't hold up to two-hours' use...

are like people who say, "You're out of paper towel in the restroom"...

when in reality you can't locate the motion sensor that dispenses the towel.

It's not a product issue, it's a skill issue.

It's saliva that unravels the straw; your lips should just lightly rest on the end of the straw.

Try it and see!

#hottakes #spicytakes #paperstraws

I think a lot of symptoms we attribute to various psychological "disorders" are symptoms of the trauma people with those "disorders" endure as part of ableist and anti-neurodivergent abuse.

#ableism #mentaldisorders #neurodivergent #neurodiversity #disorder #disorders #mentaldisorders #mentaldisorder #psychology #psychologicaldisorders #abuse #childabuse #ableist #symptoms #symptom #hottake #SpicyTakes #hottakes

Dynamic #SitecoreLunch today! Discussed:

🔥 Wildfires
🤖 AI clones
🦇 Batmobiles
🌶️ #SpicyTakes
🚗 Self-driving cars
🖐️ The Hand Center
😪 Do robots get tired?
🚻 Sanitize your inputs
🎶 AI-generated music
🥋 #Uniform livestream
🪙 Generative gold rush
🍾 Prosecco and #Netflix
🧑‍🔧 #SuperMarioBros movie
🌎 #SitecoreUserGroup LATAM

See you same time next week! 🥪🥗