Spring has just begun and already there’s an invitation to a ‘BBQ’ hosted by the Spanish Inquisition.
While His Holiness packs the Soylent Green marinade, one can pack Glagnar’s Human Rinds for a snack on the way there.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #BBQ #Satire #Definetlynotademonwhosmasquaradingtoinfiltratethecatholicchurch #SpanishInquisition #SpanischeInquisition #soylentgreen

Trump to Japanese PM: "Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Ok, why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?". Pretty awful.

But if this had been Trump telling the Spanish PM: "Who knows better about surprise than Spain? Ok, why didn’t you tell me about the Spanish Inquisition?". That would have been legendary.

https://www.nbcnews.com/now/video/trump-makes-pearl-harbor-joke-while-meeting-with-japanese-prime-minister-259592773898

#Trump #SpanishInquisition #MontyPython

Trump makes Pearl Harbor joke while meeting with Japanese prime minister

When asked by a reporter about why the U.S. didn't share their Iran war plans with Japan, President Donald Trump said it was necessary for the element of surprise. The president followed this with a joke, saying, "Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Ok, why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?"

NBC News
I am surprised it took amazon 2 #AWS outages to come with the ingenious idea of actually code reviewing #AI generated code 🤣 Almost as unexpected as the #SpanishInquisition https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/03/after-outages-amazon-to-make-senior-engineers-sign-off-on-ai-assisted-changes/
After outages, Amazon to make senior engineers sign off on AI-assisted changes

AWS has suffered at least two incidents linked to the use of AI coding assistants.

Ars Technica
NOBODY expects the #SpanishInquisition! Nor do they expect the #FrenchRevolution Yet here we are, #ElonMusk... Best of luck though.

The ‘pure men’ who made Europe tremble.

A new book investigates the history of the Cathars, the Christian sect that gave rise to the Spanish Inquisition.

https://mediafaro.org/article/20260104-the-pure-men-who-made-europe-tremble?mf_channel=mastodon&action=forward

#Catharism #Cathars #Religion #Catholicism #Europe #SpanishInquisition #Toulouse #Albi #France #Book #History

The ‘pure men’ who made Europe tremble.

A new book investigates the history of the Cathars, the Christian sect that gave rise to the Spanish Inquisition.

El País

A quotation from Victor Hugo

But it is just those books which a man possesses, but does not read, which constitute the most suspicious evidence against him. The Spanish Inquisition have deliberated on that point, and have come to a conclusion that places the matter beyond further doubt.
 
[Mais ce sont précisément les livres qu’un homme ne lit pas qui l’accusent les plus. L’inquisition d’Espagne a jugé ce point, et l’a mis hors de doute.]

Victor Hugo (1802-1885) French writer
Toilers of the Sea [Les Travailleurs de la Mer], Book 1, ch. 4 (1866) [tr. Thomas (1911)]

More info about (and translations of) this quote: wist.info/hugo-victor/80957/

#quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #victorhugo #books #condemnation #inquisition #reading #suspicion #spanishinquisition

Toilers of the Sea [Les Travailleurs de la Mer], Book 1, ch. 4 (1866) [tr. Thomas (1911)] - Hugo, Victor | WIST Quotations

But it is just those books which a man possesses, but does not read, which constitute the most suspicious evidence against him. The Spanish Inquisition have deliberated on that point, and have come to a conclusion that places the matter beyond further doubt. [Mais ce sont précisément les livres qu'un…

WIST Quotations

Only one more day left to score 40% off books from Penn State University Press (ends December 19).

One of their strengths is in the #history of #witchcraft, including translated primary sources and this wonderful book on the #WitchHunt in the #Basque region of Spain. Yes, you should expect the #SpanishInquisition, but also skepticism (from the Spanish Inquisition), the rare phenomenon of child #witches, and how local beliefs and connections shaped the experiences of the villagers in the middle of the storm. Based on fresh readings of the trial records and new archival material - yes, #historians are still making new discoveries!

https://www.psupress.org/books/titles/978-0-271-09181-5.html

#bookstodon #histodons @histodons

Village Infernos and Witches’ Advocates: Witch-Hunting in Navarre, 1608–1614 By Lu Ann Homza

This book revises what we thought we knew about one of the most famous witch hunts in European history. Between 1608 and 1614, thousands of witchcraft accusations were leveled against men, women, and children in the northern Spanish kingdom of Navarre. The Inquisition intervened quickly but incompetently, and the denunciations continued to accelerate. As the phenomenon spread, children began to play a crucial role. Not only were they reportedly victims of the witches’ harmful magic, but hundreds of them also insisted that witches were taking them to the Devil’s gatherings against their will.

On #ThisDayInHistory in 1491, the #SpanishInquisition publically burnt nine people (three #Jews, six #conversos) at the stake for 'killing' a child that never existed. Folk-saint #HolyChildOfLaGuardia is fictional and a #BloodLibel, used by #Torquemada & #Spain for persecutions.
NOBODY EXPECTS THE IMPERIAL INQUISITION!

I asked the Librarian if she had any books about Paranoia.

She whispered, "They're right behind you...."

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Library #Libraries #Librarians #MontyPython #SpanishInquisition #DadJokes #DadJoke #NobodyExpectsTheSpanishInquisition