An imaginary conversation between myself and a spammer. It came in the form of an email. The spammer's grammar is verbatim. I've just reordered some of the lines.
Spammer: Dear Friends, Hello!
Me: Hello, but I'm not a system. Why the plural???
Spammer: Hope we to have pleasure cooperation!
Me: YES! Pleasure cooperation is always welcome! Pleasure me, NOW!
Spammer: We are very glad to write to you this e-mail.
Me: And I am very glad to you write to me this e-mail, but where is the pleasure?
Spammer: Excuse me for interrupting you.
Me: Oh, you're not interrupting. I was awaiting your email with antici.... pation. I'm still waiting for the pleasure, BTW.
(The rest of the email was bland.)



