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Day 44 of living in a "Smart Home": I accidentally sneezed while looking at my smart lights, and now the guest bathroom is in "Party Mode" and the thermostat is set to 4°C.
I am currently shivering in a neon-purple hallway while my toaster judges my life choices. 🥶🕺🍞
#SmartHomeFail #TechHumor #LivingInTheFuture

AI wrecked the smart home

2025's "smart" assistants chat poetry but can't flip lights or brew coffee reliably. Alexa Plus, Gemini Home—LLMs hallucinate routines, misfire automations. Old voice tech was dumb but dependable; new ones prioritize chit-chat over control.

Georgia Tech's Mark Riedl nails it: LLMs crave fuzzy language, smart homes need precision.

https://buff.ly/rFFdnMg
#SmartHomeFail #AIHype

Cuando la tecnología de la casa inteligente se enfrenta al instinto canino, el resultado no es lo que esperas.

Una nueva regla. Un nuevo dispositivo de seguridad. Un viejo y peludo experto en saltarse las normas. Prepárate para ver cómo Kernel transforma la 'alerta' en el juguete favorito del salón, mientras la app de Ignacio reporta una calma que es pura ironía doméstica.
#SuperPapáSistemas
#smarthomefail #vidaconperros #comediacanina #DispositivoDomestic-ado

#Journal, Day 1574
Wednesday, 10 July 2024
Ukraine War: Day 869
Hamas-Israel War: Day 276
Mass shootings in the USA in 2024: 284

#summerheat #internetoutage
#smarthomefail #toohot #birdsofmastodon
#summercorn

Created a new rule in #HomeKit today: Turn on the garden office lights when the garden office camera detects motion. Sounds great? Not really. I turn off the light remotely. Change in lighting? Camera detects motion. Lights turn on again. Repeat. #smarthome #smarthomefail