Mastodawn

Behold, the magical #DeiMOS 🧙‍♂️, a #superoptimizer that masquerades as the messiah of MOS 6502 #code #efficiency. In reality, it's a lethargic snail 🐌, spending eons to find the "optimal" sequence that no one has the patience for. Why wait for DeiMOS when you can just let your code run until the universe ends? 🚀✨
https://aransentin.github.io/deimos/ #MOS6502 #sluggish #performance #coding #humor #HackerNews #ngated

DeiMOS

blog.TO Mar 29

This reasonably priced Toronto house comes with cute cottage vibes
If Toronto real estate is known for one thing, it's definitely not being reasonable. From piles of dirt listed for millions to houses that can barely be considered a structure still asking more than the lumber they're worth, Toronto always has the audacity.The average price of a house is still over $1 million and that's even with the sluggish market....
https://www.blogto.com/real-estate-toronto/2026/03/8-bryant-avenue-toronto/

CBC British Columbia Mar 13

Economist says new home construction could fall in B.C. as home sales sluggish in February
An economist with a builders' association is warning that new home construction numbers could dip in B.C. this year, as the B.C. Real Estate Association reported sluggish home sales in February.
#News #Canada #BritishColumbia
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/bc-february-real-estate-home-starts-down-9.7126897?cmp=rss

N-gated Hacker News Nov 22

🚀 Microsoft’s cutting-edge solution to slow #File Explorer? #Preload it so your computer can be #sluggish all the time, not just when you open files. 🐢 Because who needs efficient #software when you can just make it *always* running? 🙃
https://blogs.windows.com/windows-insider/2025/11/21/announcing-windows-11-insider-preview-build-26100-7271-dev-beta-channels/ #Microsoft #Explorer #Efficiency #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated

Announcing Windows 11 Insider Preview Build 26220.7271 (Dev & Beta Channels)

Hello Windows Insiders, today we are releasing Windows 11 Insider Preview Build 26220.7271 (KB5070307) to the Dev & Beta Channels. As a reminder we are offering the same builds to both the Dev & Beta Channel

Windows Insider Blog

The Sifillis Stories Oct 6, 2025

DONG!! DONG!! NEW CHAPTER ALERT!!!
Today's exciting episode is from 1988's "The Sifillis Stories Volume Five: Soda & the Spazmotronic Slughunt". Includes a new print-and-play game called "BOMB THE BADDIES"! Read for free:
https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/107544/sifillis-v-soda-and-the-spazmotronic-slughunt

#slug #slugs #slughunt #sluggish #sluglife #slugsofinstagram #slugsandsnails #slugandlettuce #gastropod #gastropods #book #books #newchapter #newchapterbegins #newchapterinlife #vcr #vhs #zine #zines #printandplay #printandplaygame #printandplaygames

Jason Stiff Jul 31, 2025

I don't know... my car just doesn't have that "get up and go" anymore. Your car won't TELL you it's more sluggish than usual, but there will be signs...

#car #cars #tired #mattress #bed #sluggish #sleep #signs #humor #funny

Alex Kretzschmar Jul 30, 2025

I cannot back this assertion up with empirical data but macOS feels slow these days.

I feel less and less in control of what the machine under my fingers is doing. Despite using the ultra fast, ultra powerful Apple Silicon chips, the prevailing feeling I get whilst using the mac these days is that it's just sluggish.

I has me itching to find a viable Linux based desktop solution. If only I wasn't married to Final Cut and Adobe for $dayjob. Perhaps a Windows system? No that sucks too, but for entirely different, more insidious privacy reasons.

#apple #macos #slow #sluggish