@vlrny

Oooh, now ideas for nsfw short stories carbonating in brain pan...iced fruit clothing, jewelry, play things...

#sillyWaysToStayCool

@vlrny

Give self ice cream facial.

Spa day body wrap in ice cream or cold pudding or chilled fruit puree.

Make ice cream sundae on self, put fruits...ahem...where you will. Bonus points for enjoying with frens😁

#sillyWaysToStayCool

@vlrny Listen to ice music?

Ice Tea 50 greatest according to yt, on duckplayer if duckduckgo.com tho cw bad shit topics so not happy music.

duck://player/CVycJtxYlHA

Or yt for tracking and ads
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CVycJtxYlHA

Ice Ice Baby, vanilla ice, on yt

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE

Songs about ice with yt vids, starting with Foreigner, Cold As Ice

https://www.musicalmum.com/songs-about-ice/

Includes Bruce!!! Tenth Avenue Freeze Out!!!!!
This live 1980 is better. Vevo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KzrtlXuiV3Y

Bonus points~sing along, using ice cream cone or freeze pop as microphone.

Double Bonus Points if sing along in soaking wet underthings, bop until dry.

#sillyWaysToStayCool

Top 50 - Ice-T Songs [The Greatest Hits]

YouTube
#sillyWaysToStayCool
Attach fan blades to prayer wheel, spin vigorously.
(invoking the names of gods also helps)

#sillyWaysToStayCool
1) Wear your snow pants to the ice rink.
2) Pack said pants with snow from the Zamboni pile.

(if you don't know what a Zamboni is, make friends with more Canadians).
#elbowsUp #heatwave

Ok, I tend to get slap happy dark humour when things are really stressed, so let's start a #sillyWaysToStayCool tag to pitch terrible and/or amusing ways to cool off.

#heatWave #heatwaveHealth #tooDamnHot

Like cuddling up to this piece of ice...