Attach fan blades to prayer wheel, spin vigorously.
(invoking the names of gods also helps)
Oooh, now ideas for nsfw short stories carbonating in brain pan...iced fruit clothing, jewelry, play things...
Give self ice cream facial.
Spa day body wrap in ice cream or cold pudding or chilled fruit puree.
Make ice cream sundae on self, put fruits...ahem...where you will. Bonus points for enjoying with frens😁
@vlrny Listen to ice music?
Ice Tea 50 greatest according to yt, on duckplayer if duckduckgo.com tho cw bad shit topics so not happy music.
duck://player/CVycJtxYlHA
Or yt for tracking and ads
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CVycJtxYlHA
Ice Ice Baby, vanilla ice, on yt
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE
Songs about ice with yt vids, starting with Foreigner, Cold As Ice
https://www.musicalmum.com/songs-about-ice/
Includes Bruce!!! Tenth Avenue Freeze Out!!!!!
This live 1980 is better. Vevo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KzrtlXuiV3Y
Bonus points~sing along, using ice cream cone or freeze pop as microphone.
Double Bonus Points if sing along in soaking wet underthings, bop until dry.
#sillyWaysToStayCool
1) Wear your snow pants to the ice rink.
2) Pack said pants with snow from the Zamboni pile.
(if you don't know what a Zamboni is, make friends with more Canadians).
#elbowsUp #heatwave
Ok, I tend to get slap happy dark humour when things are really stressed, so let's start a #sillyWaysToStayCool tag to pitch terrible and/or amusing ways to cool off.
#heatWave #heatwaveHealth #tooDamnHot
Like cuddling up to this piece of ice...