Greg Clarke ๐จ๐ฆ 
"Let's pretend these bubbles are people and we're killing them!" - my 4yo daughter
#ShitKidsSay
#ShitKidsSay
Laura LangdonThe Langdon Lemma, age 7: I'm going to Procreate first thing in the morning!
Me: ...
Lemma: ...
Me: Oh! You mean the drawing app!
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โShowed my 6yo "Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves".
Later, mom asked what they were watching.
6yo: "Seagulls and Dragons!" ๐
them&m"Technically poop is just mashed up grass... but we don't talk about that." #ShitKidsSay #KidsSay
Ben RosengartโI donโt know why you had to specify it was about *gay* cowboys. Arenโt all cowboys gay?โ #ShitKidsSay
#5yo: "so, our couch is made out of dead people, right?"
CatButtesMe, after collecting 5yo from school: Come on buddy. We need to go get your sister.
5yo: You donโt need to. You just want toโฆ