Lockwood’s Longshot:
The chances of getting eaten by a lion on Main Street aren’t one in a million, but once would be enough.
--John Lockwood, Washington, D.C.

#NaturalLaw #ShitHappens #BuyAnEstateLotteryTicket

🦻 Me: "I'm not going to continue to repeat every sentence three or more times. and I refuse raise the level of my voice and disturb our nieghbours."

Him: <Upset loud voice> "I How am I supposed to hear you when you're talking lower and lower!!!! Every time you ...."

Me interrupting: " Uh. No, you need to stop right there. My voice is at the exact same level as always when we are in our room. Since this started a few days ago, I've been observing you and noticed you are not using your hearing aids in the proper manner. You need to open your phone App and adjust your hearing aids according to the sound environment for each room you enter.
This is a You issue, not a Me problem. Now, open your app and tap "speech boost" then the program "our room"."

A minute later quietly:
"Do you hear me now?"

Him: <quietly and looking very uncomfortable> : "Yes. Sorry"

#OldCouplesRealLifeDisputes
#ShitHappens! 🙄 😂

edit: for those who are unaware, I'm nearly deaf and wear HAs

Mich würde ja die Geschichte dieser Hemmschuhtafel interessieren 😅 #mademyday

#bahn #eisenbahn #shithappens #derailed

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Kann es ein zufälliger Riss sein, wenn am stehenden Fahrrad Reifen und Schlauch platzen/aufreißen? Oder hat da jemand nachgeholfen? 🤔

Edit: Nachdem ich es beim Reparieren genauer inspizieren musste, gehe ich davon aus, dass der Reifen aufgrund irgendeiner Vorschädigung geplatzt ist. #ShitHappens