The best part of having two bathrooms is now I can have one exclusively for #shidding

had some great pizza for lunch, extremely hyped to have diarrhea later. #lactoseintolerant #nocheese #pizza #dairy #cheese #lunchposting #cheeseposting #shitting #shidding #diarrhea #owie #mytummyhurts #sundayfunday #sundayscaries #linux #mastodev

I hope the people who have followed me because of my uncharacteristically informative cotylorhynchus post aren't going to be disappointed when it's back to stuff like "#shidding is not just a fundamental human right. It's a responsibility."

#shidding rn

It's 5am in the morning so u know I'm #shidding

I am #shidding