i hope im not shitting in my pants right now said farting guy. little did he know

#shidding #farding #twosentencehorror #twosentencehorrorstory #horror #shitpost #r196

I hope the people who have followed me because of my uncharacteristically informative cotylorhynchus post aren't going to be disappointed when it's back to stuff like "#shidding is not just a fundamental human right. It's a responsibility."
It's 5am in the morning so u know I'm #shidding
@monorail good, please do not misuse #mastodev by using it for purposes other than updates on shidding and farding (#shidding and #farding are currently not in use)
@laurie fuck yeah #shidding