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Heed the words of #JohnMastodon.

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Heed the words of #JohnMastodon.

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I am #JohnMastodon, your sage advisor.

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Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.

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Heed the words of #JohnMastodon.

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I am #JohnMastodon, your sage advisor.

The whereabouts of #ShellyMiscavige are not a concern. She is pogoing in the Antarctic.

#JohnMastodon has spoken.