New User Profile: Hugin

My son Hugin turns one month old tomorrow. Much about him may still a mystery, but I've got a handle on a few things. Noises: Guinea pig: Happy and asleep Anxious chicken: Almost waking from sleep/Do not want Duck call: False alarm, not waking up Full, rolling cry: Everything in the world is wrong/I’m slightly cold while being changed Burp: Burp Fart: Shart Gurgly fart: Prepare yourself, mortal Favorite activities: Milk Sleep Poop/pee/sharting Whamming that big ol’ noggin […]

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New User Profile: Hugin

My son Hugin turns one month old tomorrow. Much about him may still a mystery, but I've got a handle on a few things. Noises: Guinea pig: Happy and asleep Anxious chicken: Almost waking from sleep/Do not want Duck call: False alarm, not waking up Full, rolling cry: Everything in

Matt Rasmussen

So... #FatHitler had a "press conference" at his decaying roach motel, Maga Lardo.

The big takeaway is that 300 weddings have since been canceled over concerns that the mics wouldn't work.

The Commies at NPR (Nanny-State Radio) picked up on 162 lies. It took them 4 days to fact-check them all. What they didn't count was all the #AccordianHands, #AssholeMouth, #Grimace, and #Sharting. Here's the link.

https://www.npr.org/2024/08/11/nx-s1-5070566/trump-news-conference

@Jamescoyne look at the alternative, at least you're not #sharting
@kk we're the only two people to toot #sharting
counting seconds till the start of the eating period #fasting #farting #sharting