New game for my slut:
She has to try seducing every missionary that comes knocking on our door for white Jesus.
For every one she gets to fuck her, she earns one hour of massage—complete with happy ending, of course—redeemable at her pleasure without expiration.
For every one who walks away without a proper fucking—handjobs and blowjobs don’t count—she gets restrained for an hour of edging, with relief at the end dependent on whether or not I felt she put her whole heart into the attempted seduction.
Maybe we’ll save some lives 🙏
Maybe we’ll earn a blacklisting and never have to deal with Bible-thumping zombies disrupting our peace at home again 🤷♂️
Either way, we’re gonna have a sinfully good time 😈






