I miss our old cat
I don't want another one
Just our old one back

#Haiku #Senyru #cats

"Big tech will save us"
Hold on. Who owns most big tech?
Techbros. We're all doomed

#Haiku #senyru

Our fragile country
We never had a wealth fund
Our stolen future

#UK #Haiku #Senyru #WhatAWaste

A quick listen to
An Ai voice mail message
Chat gpt off

#Haiku #Senyru #AI

I could sit and chat
Though I'd rather just sit here
Watching clouds go by

One cat went to mow
Flame throwering a meadow
Agent of chaos

As long as there's tea
And maybe a few biscuits
I can face the world

It's a hard knock life
Make sure you surround yourself
With big soft cushions

Less than profound thought:
Life is much like monkeys knees
Largely quite hairy

#Haiku #Senyru