23 year old Ben would be amazed by my shopping trip today. I just totally forgot to pick up a 12 pack of beer and yet I not only remembered #seltzerwater but bought two different brands that I couldn't decide between (Key Lime LaCroix and Vanilla Orange Polar). In the days where all my money went to trying to ensure I was drunk at least 4 days out of every 7, I couldn't imagine such #normcore behavior.

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