Come see a sketch I co-wrote with Kassie Johnston about Real Housewives of Despots and some jokes I wrote in This Week This Week tonight in LA. It's like the news but funny. Cast and details in last image.

Tix at the door.

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The FBIโ€™s Cyber Division is considering a nationwide alert to warn Americans not to use the phrase โ€œbeef stewโ€ as a password on any computer system. Turns out, itโ€™s not stroganoff.

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Last month, a Russian jet flew between an American F-16 and a Russian Tu-95, coming within just a few feet of the American jet. However, the unsafe maneuver the pilot made was following Putinโ€™s orders; about half a million Russian soldiers in Ukraine already made that fatal mistake.

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An analysis of the Martian climate this month revealed much of the terrain on Mars has been shaped by the winds. Researchers believe closer study is possible, if they planet.

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A World War Two bomb, dropped about 80 years ago by the US, exploded yesterday at a Japanese airport. See, Boeing can make things that work... eventually.

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In the VP Debate, JD Vance suggested Harris unilaterally pass policies, despite the VPโ€™s only power being breaking ties in the Senate. Aside from the VP job description, ya know what else Vance didnโ€™t read? The โ€œcan cause cancer and reproductive harmโ€ label on his couch. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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The Norwegian Navy is considering painting bar codes on the side of all their surface vessels this week. When asked why, Norwayโ€™s Ministry of Defense said: when their ships return to port theyโ€™ll be able to Scandinavian.

- written by me for tonight's This Week This Week in LA, you can come see it.

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Come see This Week This Week in LA. Three sketches I wrote (Newsom AI, Ballistacil Commercial and Your Friend the Taxman) are in it and much much more. It's like the news but funny. Cast and details in last image.

Tix at the door.

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Come see This Week This Week tonight in LA! A sketch I wrote (interview w/an influencer who had _no_ idea Russia was paying them) and much much more (see 2nd pic for cast). Itโ€™s like the news but funny.

Tix at the door.

#LosAngeles #LA #satire #joke #funny #comedy #sketch #SketchComedy #writer #screeenwriter #screenwriting #ComedyWriter