New Year’s Goals
https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://warandpeas.com/2026/01/25/new-years-goals/
Dicen que no estamos solos.
A veces están en el colegio.
O sentados a la mesa, discutiendo sobre tolerancia, huevos y ojos de más.
Un diálogo doméstico sobre amor, miedo
y chicas reptilianas perfectamente encantadoras. 👽
#humorcienciaficción
#extraterrestres
#reptilianos
#relatocorto
#scifihumor
Spaceballs "Schwartz" Tee ($16)
**"MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU! 💫 This Spaceballs parody tee is $16—for Mel Brooks fans who ironically love merch.
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The Alien Visitors Are Our Enemies" Tee ($17 - 35% OFF)
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