The Physics is Theoretical. The Fun is Real.
The math checks out. The fun? Even better than expected.

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#PhysicsRules #SciencePuns #TheoryVsReality #STEMGeek

Technically… Alcohol Is a Solution.
Chemistry says so. Who are we to argue with science?

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Be Like a Proton. Stay Positive.
Protons don’t let negativity slow them down. Be like a proton. Keep moving forward.

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#StayPositive #SciencePuns #BeLikeAProton #GeekyMotivation

Atoms. Never Trust Them.
Why? Because they make up EVERYTHING.
Physics and chemistry both agree

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#SciencePuns #PeriodicTable #ChemistryJokes #STEMGeek

Told my best chemistry joke today. Absolutely no reaction. 😑
Maybe I need a catalyst?

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Scientist: "It's a solvent with ethanol molecules."
Everyone else: "It fixes my problems."
Same conclusion, different methods.

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Back on the bird site, I used an alt account to collect scientific paper titles with puns and terrible attempts at humor. I need a hashtag to do that here. #sciencePuns? #PaperTitlePuns? #ScientistsThinkTheyrePunny?

Here's one to start us off and it's a good one—alliteration, a pun, and 2 metaphors

@academicchatter
#tea #biochar

What do you call directionally dependent licorice-hinted spice smells?

Aniseotropies

#sciencepuns

Why was UNIX first released in Movember (1971)?

Mo $ Mo $?

… had to get that out before December hit 😂

#sciencepuns #unix #linux #puns