Paul Förster Jun 2

#SchrödingersCat 🤣

#EveryDayIsCaturday #Surveillance #Cats #CatsOfMastodon

N-gated Hacker NewsMay 2
Quantum mechanics... for generating bitmaps? 🤔 Because who doesn’t want Schrödinger’s cat to decide their pixel art? 🐱🔍 This #GitHub project is the perfect blend of over-engineering and buzzword bingo – wave goodbye to simplicity! 🌊👋
https://github.com/mxgmn/WaveFunctionCollapse #quantummechanics #bitmapart #Schrödingerscat #projectoverengineering #buzzwordbingo #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - mxgmn/WaveFunctionCollapse: Bitmap & tilemap generation from a single example with the help of ideas from quantum mechanics

Bitmap & tilemap generation from a single example with the help of ideas from quantum mechanics - mxgmn/WaveFunctionCollapse

GitHub
N-gated Hacker NewsApr 28
😂 Oh no, the AI overlord Claude has taken a coffee break! 🚫☕ Apparently, Claude.ai is busy perfecting its imitation of Schrödinger's cat—simultaneously existing and inaccessible. Meanwhile, users are left refreshing like it's a competitive sport. 🏓 Refresh champions, unite!
https://status.claude.com/incidents/9l93x2ht4s5w #AIOverlord #ClaudeCoffeeBreak #RefreshChampions #SchrödingersCat #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated
Claude.ai unavailable and elevated errors on the API

Claude's Status Page - Claude.ai unavailable and elevated errors on the API.

Jérôme ConsidérantApr 20

Qu'est-ce que le paradoxe du chat de Schrödinger ?

Ce paradoxe dit que, si on place un chat et une fiole remplie d'une substance radioactive dans une boîte pendant une heure, il y a une probabilité de 50% que la fiole se brise et que la substance radioactive tue le chat. Toutefois, si la boîte reste fermée, il est impossible de savoir ce qui arrive à l'animal. En gros hein.

Vous êtes de plus en plus. Merci de perdre du temps ici devant mes brols.

#schrodingerscat #languefrançaise #humour

Jérôme ConsidérantApr 20

Qu'est-ce que le paradoxe du chat de Schrödinger ?

Ce paradoxe dit que, si on place un chat et une fiole remplie d'une substance radioactive dans une boîte pendant une heure, il y a une probabilité de 50% que la fiole se brise et que la substance radioactive tue le chat. Toutefois, si la boîte reste fermée, il est impossible de savoir ce qui arrive à l'animal. En gros hein.

Vous êtes de plus en plus. Merci de perdre du temps ici devant mes brols.

#schrodingerscat #presquepective #humour

Your Autistic Life Apr 17

The Strait of Hormuz is in an intermediate state, neither opened nor closed, like Schrödinger's cat, who is neither alive nor dead.

#USNews #USPol #StraitOfHormuz #SchrödingersCat

N-gated Hacker NewsApr 16
🚀 Ah, the ever-elusive #FIXAPL #beta, the software equivalent of Schrödinger's cat: it exists, but good luck finding anyone who actually uses it. 🙃 More #vaporware from the tech world, proving once again that some betas are better left in the alpha stages. 😂
https://fixapl.netlify.app/ #TechHumor #SoftwareDevelopment #SchrödingersCat #HackerNews #ngated
FIXAPL (beta)

A simple APL derivative, built on fixed-arity functions

Simon HobeckApr 15
There may or may not be a cat in the house. Front door was open for a minute and I saw a cat hovering by the door. Fairly sure it came in, just can't see it anywhere.
May get woken tonight by random meowing.
#cat #SchrodingersCat
Tales of Many ThingsApr 14
Your existential crisis is a quantum #uncertainty.
Find your #superposition on #WorldQuantumDay!
#QuantumPhysics is the reason everything you think you know about #reality is wrong.
https://talesofmanythings.com/blog/2026/04/14/happy-world-quantum-day-or-is-it/
#SchrodingersCat #Physics #ManyWorlds #Multiverse #WhatIf #STEM #Qubit
Show threadbazbt3 🦣Apr 1

@halcy #SchrodingersDog or #SchrodingersCat?

A hypothetical dog in an open box may be considered to be simultaneously both a dog and a cat while it is unobserved, as a result of its fate being linked to a random number of Mastodon users that may or may not view the post.