Qu'est-ce que le paradoxe du chat de Schrödinger ?

Ce paradoxe dit que, si on place un chat et une fiole remplie d'une substance radioactive dans une boîte pendant une heure, il y a une probabilité de 50% que la fiole se brise et que la substance radioactive tue le chat. Toutefois, si la boîte reste fermée, il est impossible de savoir ce qui arrive à l'animal. En gros hein.

Vous êtes de plus en plus. Merci de perdre du temps ici devant mes brols.

#schrodingerscat #languefrançaise #humour

Qu'est-ce que le paradoxe du chat de Schrödinger ?

Ce paradoxe dit que, si on place un chat et une fiole remplie d'une substance radioactive dans une boîte pendant une heure, il y a une probabilité de 50% que la fiole se brise et que la substance radioactive tue le chat. Toutefois, si la boîte reste fermée, il est impossible de savoir ce qui arrive à l'animal. En gros hein.

Vous êtes de plus en plus. Merci de perdre du temps ici devant mes brols.

#schrodingerscat #presquepective #humour

The Strait of Hormuz is in an intermediate state, neither opened nor closed, like Schrödinger's cat, who is neither alive nor dead.

#USNews #USPol #StraitOfHormuz #SchrödingersCat

🚀 Ah, the ever-elusive #FIXAPL #beta, the software equivalent of Schrödinger's cat: it exists, but good luck finding anyone who actually uses it. 🙃 More #vaporware from the tech world, proving once again that some betas are better left in the alpha stages. 😂
https://fixapl.netlify.app/ #TechHumor #SoftwareDevelopment #SchrödingersCat #HackerNews #ngated
FIXAPL (beta)

A simple APL derivative, built on fixed-arity functions

There may or may not be a cat in the house. Front door was open for a minute and I saw a cat hovering by the door. Fairly sure it came in, just can't see it anywhere.
May get woken tonight by random meowing.
#cat #SchrodingersCat

@halcy #SchrodingersDog or #SchrodingersCat?

A hypothetical dog in an open box may be considered to be simultaneously both a dog and a cat while it is unobserved, as a result of its fate being linked to a random number of Mastodon users that may or may not view the post.

🎉 Pharma's been botching drug dosages because they forgot to ask Schrödinger's cat for tips on quantum tunneling! 😂 Apparently, adding a couple of squiggly math lines will magically cure everything... but who knew you needed a degree in both medicine and theoretical physics just to pop a pill? 🧪🔮
https://sectio-aurea-q.github.io/pharma-dosing-error.html #PharmaFails #QuantumPhysics #DrugDosages #SchrödingersCat #MedicineHumor #ScienceSatire #HackerNews #ngated
Pharma Is Dosing Drugs Wrong — The Quantum Error

CYP3A4 processes 50% of all oral drugs. Quantum tunneling makes it 3× faster than models predict. No dosing formula accounts for this.

I cannot advance in a Nazi world through lightwork or else the Gom Jabbar, the Hasidic Satanic initiation would have been for nothing. We depended on our Twinflames to collect us from our whereabouts. #goldenegg #schrodingerscat #begotten #shelob #azogthedefiler #twinflames #gomjabbar #hasidicinitiation #viy #ironsky

“Unfortunately for its inhabitants, one of the more absurd theories of the universe turns out to be true: Nothing necessarily exists unless something else is looking at it. Everything unobserved is a fuzzy mass of possibilities. We look at it and decide.” — Peter Welch, Noware
#PeterWelch #Quotation #Quote #QOTD #indeterminacy #ObserverEffect #SchrödingersCat #uncertainty #universe

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