Came across the call for PING anthology on @[email protected]'s newsletter and got excited (that they didn't have an entry fees mentioned there) - plotted a story outline as I drifted to sleep, now looking at the ping's website, turns out there is a 15dollar entry. #SadTrombone

March Forward into Reading & W...
March Forward into Reading & Writing

NewPages Newsletter #220: A fresh month, a fresh stack of mags, and 175 new opportunities to submit before your coffee cools.

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"They also have physical security, but those measures, including security guards, fences, video surveillance and alarm systems, are designed to keep out intruders rather than defend against missile attacks." #SadTrombone
"S3 is a regional service & designed to withstand the total loss of a single Availability Zone" "When the mec1-az2 AZ was powered off [...], S3 continued to operate normally. As the second AZ became impaired, S3 error rates increased. [...] high failure rates for data ingest & egress" #SadTrombone

Womp-wah #sadtrombone πŸ˜• the Streak has ended; 22 was a good run, tho! #weirdcarmastodon

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Guess the car in 5 tries. A new car is available each day.

TIL that the tarragon grown from seed is tasteless and that the flavorful so-called β€˜french tarragon’ is propagated by root division as the flowers are sterile. #SadTrombone #Gardening

Stand in the presence of a Cybertruck within a radius of 1 meter. 

#Tesla #Cybertruck #ElonMusk #SadTrombone

My local Aldi has been trying to sell an OwnBrand trombone since back to school in February. I’m almost at the point of taking pity on it and bringing it home. #SadTrombone

Die rollende ogen gingen nog wel, maar nu neuriet de zevenjarige ook "sad trombone" als ik een fantastische grap maak. 😭

#dadjoke #SadTrombone

Somebody out there bought 100s of cheap iPhones this week thought they were going to get rich on EBay in 6 months #SadTrombone 🎺