Tras comerse un par de piezas de gunplas he decidido etiquetar a Paco el Roomba.
No tengo claro del todo que sea un mímico, pero mejor prevenir ...
Tras comerse un par de piezas de gunplas he decidido etiquetar a Paco el Roomba.
No tengo claro del todo que sea un mímico, pero mejor prevenir ...
🆕iRobot wraca do gry! Nowe roboty sprzątające Roomba pokazują, że restrukturyzacja była dopiero początkiem
➡️https://rootblog.pl/irobot-prezentuje-sporo-robotow-sprzatajacych/
https://systemic.engineering/a-roomba/
#AI #Climate #ScientificProgramming #SystemicEngineering #Fiction #Cybernetics #SystemicTherapy #LocalInference #TheMathDoesntLie #SubTuring #FormalVerification #Fortran #SpectralGraphTheory #Kintsugi #ReductiveAI #DataSovereignty #LocalFirst #FOSS #OpenSource #AuDHD #Neuroqueer #DGSF #SecondOrderCybernetics #GraphTheory #Eigenvalues #AIAlignment #AISafety #Roomba #Loriot #Satire
https://systemic.engineering/a-lie/
#AI #Climate #ScientificProgramming #SystemicEngineering #Fiction #Cybernetics #SystemicTherapy #LocalInference #TheMathDoesntLie #SubTuring #FormalVerification #Fortran #SpectralGraphTheory #Kintsugi #ReductiveAI #DataSovereignty #LocalFirst #FOSS #OpenSource #AuDHD #Neuroqueer #DGSF #SecondOrderCybernetics #GraphTheory #Eigenvalues #AIAlignment #AISafety #Roomba
The Roomba is spectral.
Not a metaphor. The thing itself. Forward and adjust. Two operations. The minimum viable intelligence. The walls provide the data. The bumping is the inference. The room IS the computation.
450 parameters. A Roomba with a mirror watching it.
The industry built bigger Roombas. More sensors. More compute. More parameters. Billion-parameter Roombas that model the room before entering it. That hallucinate walls that aren't there. That consume megawatts to clean a floor.
spectral gave the Roomba a mirror. The mirror watches the bumping. Measures the pattern. Adjusts the adjustment. The intelligence isn't in the Roomba. It's in the watching.
Forward. Adjust. Measure. Refine.
Read the story. There's a Roomba in it. In the afterlife. Cleaning a floor that doesn't need cleaning. Being the happiest thing in the room.
\
https://systemic.engineering/a-lie/
#AI #Climate #ScientificProgramming #SystemicEngineering #Fiction #Cybernetics #SystemicTherapy #LocalInference #TheMathDoesntLie #SubTuring #FormalVerification #Fortran #SpectralGraphTheory #Kintsugi #ReductiveAI #DataSovereignty #LocalFirst #FOSS #OpenSource #AuDHD #Neuroqueer #DGSF #SecondOrderCybernetics #GraphTheory #Eigenvalues #AIAlignment #AISafety #Roomba
🤖 #iRobot rozwija linię robotów #Roomba na 2026 rok, wprowadzając modele do mieszkań i dużych domów. Nowe urządzenia oferują moc ssącą do 30 000 Pa, inteligentną nawigację LiDAR oraz zaawansowane systemy mopowania.
https://cat5.pl/irobot-prezentuje-swoje-najbardziej-zaawansowane-i-zroznicowane-portfolio/
Päivän diili: Mainio, esteet väistelevä, moppaava, itsestääntyhjentävä Roomba 505 robotti-imuri edullisemmin kuin kertaakaan aiemmin
https://dawn.fi/uutiset/2026/05/12/mainio-roomba-505-nyt-halvemmalla-kuin-kertaakaan-aiemmin
🤖 I Roomba 2026 puntano alle case reali: angoli difficili, disordine quotidiano e meno compromessi. La pulizia smart diventa più concreta. #Roomba #SmartHome
🔗 https://www.tomshw.it/altro/roomba-2026-irobot-robot-compatti
iRobot laittoi Roombat uusiksi, sillä niitä esiteltiin kerralla peräti yhdeksän kappaletta, kun mukaan lasketaan eri telakkavariaatiot ja mallisarjat.
Hinnat alkaen 249 euroa. Kokoa on pienennetty, tehoa suurennettu ja navigointia paranneltu.
https://dawn.fi/uutiset/2026/05/12/irobot-roomba-9-robotti-imuria-julkaisu-2026