Hokay, here’s the #RomanceReviews recap.

TL;DR I’m happy for them but they’re drama waiting to happen and therefore may not sit with us.

There was a lot to like about this. My favorite thing is that here we have a D/s relationship that wasn’t written as “he was a giant caveman and she was a tiny doll, did I mention she’s v smol?”

Also, super gender neutral for a cis m-f romance. Best example line re: anal: “Has anyone ever taken you here before?” He also gets jealous but it’s never framed as him vs all the other male apes.

I also liked that she was far from a blushing ingénue, without hitting the other extreme (Tate James that last is about you). She knows what she wants and she goes after it, but she has some hangups that are realistic IMO.

Some hot sexting, lots of will-they-won’t-they agonizing.

The thing that I disliked the most about this book is the resolution, see next comment bc spoilers.

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Time for the Butcher & Blackbird #RomanceReviews recap.

TL;DR
To my surprise I'm going on to the next one, and I'm happy they have each other but no, they can't sit with us--*they're fucking serial killers.* lol.

The production on the audiobook was immaculate, so give the people at Blue Nose Audio, Lucy Rivers and Joe Arden their applause. Setting the bar high.

I loved that Sloane was written as dangerous but not given unaddressed superstrength or anything. She was just this anxious, thorough researcher out for blood. A+.

This variation of he-falls-first was super sweet, and Rowan was a murdery cinnamon roll of a man. An obsessive, stabby golden retriever with dominant tendencies. 😂 Also he's a chef. Brynne Weaver, u panderer.

Anyway. Reviewers were right that this threatened more spice than it gave, but honestly, that was fine. There was enough gore happening that more spice would have taken it beyond my ability to suspend disbelief.

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Here's the #RomanceReviews recap for Caged Wolf.

TL;DR
I am *invested,* they can't sit with us but the author can!

OK, so usually these dark romantasy series where you're meant to get hooked and read the entire series piss me off (because they aren't fulfilling enough on their own: it just feels like a tease). However, I *hate* two of our male leads and I still want to know what happens next. 😂

This turned out to be a mildly dark reverse harem romance with lots of heist-type action in a prison setting.

I loved:
- here we have a female character who is a badass, has sex with men, *and remains a badass.* Suzanne Wright, take note.
- the male love interests are distinct characters and their relationships with Rosalie are also distinct, which takes some chops in a RH romance.
- Rosalie arrives at tortured but not defeated, which again is a fine line to walk.
- Wolf pack affection and not just status fights.
- the pudding cups. 5 stars.

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Here's the #RomanceReviews recap for Not So Kind Regards.

TL;DR
It was ok, they can sit with us but maybe not every day.

Not a whole lot of relationship or character development, this story takes place over the course of a week. 🤣

This turned out to be bisexual office monster polycule smut set in the omegaverse. The relationship was based on femdom and menages, there really wasn't a lot more there.

I was surprised by how much the office politics stressed me out. It's not my office! What do these monsters even do all day?

As predicted, the two-narrator thing was a hoot as both of the voice actors went Very Dramatic with their interps.

The girl boss/succubus domme was sketchy, she threatened to fuck a coworker with her tail in a dispute over a coffee maker.

Otherwise, expect praise, breeding, some light degradation kink, and a CW for a character being kidnapped with implied threat of forced pregnancy.