🎬 Deux heures moins le quart avant Jésus-Christ (1982)

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BONUS JOKE:
A man was leaving a bar when he was stopped by a nun. She began lecturing him about the evils of alcohol and how if he didn't change his ways, he would eventually end up in Hell. The man asked her, "Have you ever even had a drink in your life?" To which the nun informed him that no, she had not.

The man offered to buy the nun some whiskey so she could know what it was she was preaching against.

The nun said, "I couldn't possibly! What would people think? However, if you would bring it out in a coffee mug, I'll give it a try."

The man agreed. He went back in the bar and ordered some whiskey in a coffee mug.

Upon hearing the order, the bartender exclaimed, "Oh no, is it that damn nun again?”

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BONUS JOKE 1:
Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't talk about it. "For I do not speak of my own Accord." (John 12:49)

BONUS JOKE 2:
Although Jesus was a Carpenter, He never actually sang on any of their albums.

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BONUS JOKE:
A man joined a cloistered Catholic Monestary, and one of the things he noticed was that the same food was served for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Also, all the meals were eaten in silence, except for one elderly monk who would say "Hebrews, Chapter 13 verse 8" before every meal.

After a week or so of this ritual, he was intrigued and decided to look up this passage in the Bible.

When he did, he burst out laughing. It said, "Jesus Christ! The Same, Yesterday, Today and Forever!"

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Because they were predestined to always be found!

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