Allbirds + AI = New Bird AI.
New Bird AI + Time = Shit Bird?

#Allbirds #NewBirdAI #WallStreet #Stocks #reinventing #absurd

👨‍🎓 Ah, yes, another 3900-word odyssey to deconstruct #databases like an ancient relic—because who doesn't love reinventing the wheel in fifth normal form? 🤯 Next up: a thrilling breakdown of why making databases simple is just too mainstream. 🥱
https://kb.databasedesignbook.com/posts/5nf/ #database-design #tech-odyssey #software-development #data-architecture #reinventing-the-wheel #HackerNews #ngated
5NF and Database Design

Author: Alexey Makhotkin [email protected], (~3900 words) One of the goals of this publication is to deconstruct the traditional ways of teaching basic topics in relational databases. Previously we discussed the fourth normal form (4NF): “Historically, 4NF explanations are needlessly confusing”. Let’s discuss the ultimate beast: fifth normal form (5NF). Often it’s presented even more confusingly than 4NF is, and we can show that this presentation is unnecessary, and the confusion is completely artificial.

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Reinventing the Pull Request

We have significantly improved how code reviews work in Lubeno. We think code review should do more than catch bugs, it should also help teams reduce comprehension debt. In this post, I want to explain how that idea shaped our recent work on code review in Lubeno.

Ah, yes, because what #JavaScript needed was to masquerade as an Erlang/OTP process 🤦‍♂️. #The only thing more mind-numbing than this concept is the GitHub README that reads like it was written by a bot high on caffeine. But hey, at least it comes with a "*builtin #TypeScript toolchain*"—because #reinventing the #wheel with unnecessary #complexity is always in vogue! 🚀
https://github.com/elixir-volt/quickbeam #Erlang #OTP #HackerNews #ngated
🐍 Oh, #the audacity! Because nothing screams "innovation" like ripping apart a tool named after a Russian strongman and then tossing it to the #open-source wolves. 🤦‍♂️ #Mateusz bravely embarks on the noble quest of #reinventing the #wheel, this time with a few more dents. 🛠️
https://matijacniacki.com/blog/openviktor #innovation #software #development #tech #news #HackerNews #ngated
Mateusz Jacniacki

Software engineer, Warsaw.

For Ellison, combining HBO Max and Paramount+ is about 'reinventing' film and TV

https://misryoum.com/us/economy/for-ellison-combining-hbo-max-and-paramount-is/

Paramount Chairman David Ellison laid out his vision for taking over Warner Bros. Discovery, including combining the two streaming services — HBO Max and Paramount+, which together boast more 200 million subscribers.“The combination ... really puts us in a...

#For #Ellison #combining #HBO #Max #and #Paramount #about #reinventing #film #and #US_News_Hub #misryoum_com

For Ellison, combining HBO Max and Paramount+ is about 'reinventing' film and TV

Paramount Chairman David Ellison laid out his vision for taking over Warner Bros. Discovery, including combining the two streaming services — HBO Max and

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🚀 Oh, look! Another groundbreaking tutorial on how to reinvent #the #wheel in #Golang, because existing durable execution #solutions just weren't #convoluted enough. 🤦‍♂️ Dive into the #DBOS universe where #buzzwords reign supreme and practical usability takes a backseat to verbose documentation. 📚✨
https://www.dbos.dev/blog/how-we-built-golang-native-durable-execution #Tutorials #Reinventing #HackerNews #ngated
How We Built Golang-Native Durable Execution | DBOS

How DBOS augments the Go-native context.Context interface to implement durable execution with compile-time type safety for workflow and step functions

🎉 Ah, yet another attempt to turn SQLite's #B-tree into a groundbreaking #key-value store! Because, you know, #reinventing the #wheel is the new black. 🚀 Let’s all pretend it's not just #Ctrl+C, #Ctrl+V with a fancy name and sprinkle of #Python #bindings for extra spice! 😂
https://github.com/hash-anu/snkv #SQLite #store #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - hash-anu/snkv: SNKV- key value store using sqlite b-tree APIs

SNKV- key value store using sqlite b-tree APIs. Contribute to hash-anu/snkv development by creating an account on GitHub.

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Oh wow, another earth-shattering revelation: a "tiny" #C++ rasterizer! 🤯 Just what #the world needs - another chance to reinvent the #wheel, but this time with single headers. 🚀 Meanwhile, #GitHub is desperately pretending it's HAL 9000 with its AI-driven everything. 🙄
https://github.com/a-e-k/canvas_ity #rasterizer #AI #innovation #reinventing #tech #news #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - a-e-k/canvas_ity: A tiny, single-header <canvas>-like 2D rasterizer for C++

A tiny, single-header <canvas>-like 2D rasterizer for C++ - a-e-k/canvas_ity

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Reinventing how .NET Builds and Ships (Again) - .NET Blog

An exploration of how .NET evolved from a distributed build system to Unified Build, dramatically reducing complexity and build times while improving flexibility and predictability for shipping .NET releases.

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