Curtis Sliwa woke up this morning and said to himself, "Self, there are still more than zero people taking me seriously. How can I fix this?"

https://bsky.app/profile/jaythurber.bsky.social/post/3mnb4lauehc22

(Apparently in some video interview where he discusses this, he goes one step farther and says he is "sitting shiva" for the restaurant? Oof. He's Catholic, even.)

#NYC #TimesSquare #RedLobster

#Tallahassee #FLA has the oldest operating #RedLobster location that opened in 1970, and this wk it has announced it is closiing in a few days after nearly 56 years in business.

https://www.mlive.com/business/2026/05/beloved-restaurant-chains-oldest-operating-location-to-close-after-nearly-56-years-in-business.html

Red Lobster’s Infamous Endless Shrimp Return And Staff Aren’t Happy About It

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://kotaku.com/red-lobsters-infamous-endless-shrimp-return-and-staff-arent-happy-about-it-2000689334

I had what I think is probably a white person rite of passage tonight.

I had Red Lobster for the first time in my life tonight. It was mid, except for the cheddar bay biscuits. I am thoroughly disappointed 😔.

-Allēna