Hot take, 2 years in a row that T2 has a better kit than Timbers Prime. #RCTID 

At the Timbers2 match and a brown paper lunch bag size of popcorn is 11 fucking dollars. Costs less than 30 cents. What the fuck?! #RCTID 

The MLS era Timbers have scored the most braces against LA Galaxy, San Jose Earthquakes, with 9 braces. #RCTID 

DDC don't shoot straight at the keeper challenge 2026: difficulty level impossible, apparently. #rctid

One day the Timbers will be able to defend. It just isn't today. #rctid

Just pathetic, really. #rctid

Take the fucking shot Antony! #rctid

Continue to low-key hate the Well Hydrated Piss Kit #rctid