"I'm #racked with guilt," Sadiqqua said.
"Whatever for?"
"There was this ball perched at the top of a long chute & ...I pushed it."
"That doesn't sound so bad."
"It is! The ball went down the chute & knocked into a domino, which toppled a whole bunch more dominoes."
"You set off a Rube Goldberg machine. So what?"
"NO! LISTEN: The last domino switched the track a model train was on. Instead of running over 1 Lego guy, it ran over 5! I ENACTED A TROLLEY PROBLEM!"
