*Slams hands down on desk*
WHAT IF THE REASON HUMANS ARE THE DOMINANT SPECIES ON EARTH IS BECAUSE WE'RE THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN GIVE PROPER BELLY RUBS!?
BUT MORE ON THAT! WE'RE THE ONLY ONES WHO MADE MEDICINE, WHO STUDIED OTHER SPECIES, WHO MADE A WORD FOR CARING FOR ANIMALS, WE'RE NOT A DOMINANT SPECIES BECAUSE WE CAN KILL AND EAT EVERYTHING ELSE, WE'RE A LITERAL GODSDAMNED SERVICE ANIMAL!
I'M FUCKING SOBER!




