It turns out my grail badfilm (Pyrates, 1991) was on YouTube the whole time!
Here's the weird part: a Kagi video search found it, but YouTube's own search didn't! You'd think Google, a company founded on search, would be able to find their own stuff.
Is the movie good? No, it is not. We can't figure out how or why Kevin Bacon made this at the height of his career.

