Mastodawn

The party of #MAGA lost their shit over #woke beer and now they want to take away #Dunkin? What #beta #pussies. #EatMyWafer

Trillian ✅✝️ 🇬🇧👍Feb 7

Happy #Caturday to you all.
He is wondering if you can see his magnificence, and whether this will make him famous. I am sure it will.

#Cats #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #Catstodon #pussies

≡ʀʀ🇵🇱Jan 24

Americans with their guns: ready to go to school and shoot some kids.
Also Americans: totally defenseless against masked thugs (posing as federal agents) kidnapping their citizens and kids.
#usa #pussies

Alpha Christ Dec 5

And on the sixth day Dad created #MAGA #pussies who need fake #FIFA awards.

Colin Oreilly Oct 15, 2025

Last night, the Blackhawk helicopters were circling our apartment building so late so I just put in some headphones and fell asleep. I’m not sure what’s less effective , Putin or the US military 🤣 #Pussies #EpsteinFiles

　　　the　　　 postes Oct 6, 2025

wehn people lock their doors i always break in, calling them from their home phone as a courtesy, to offer them a chance to responsd. they react poorly to this for some reason #pussies