#PunOfTheDay
Told my plants I was going to bed early.
Now they think I’ve finally turned over a new leaf. 🌿
That’s all the personal growth I’ve got for today.
Goodnight, internet. 🌙✨
#Goodnight #SleepWell #PunOfTheDay #humour #Humor #Jokes #Joke #comedy
Guten morgen und sláinte Ihr Lieben.
Hier ist Euer #PunOfTheDay:
Two wifi engineers got married.
The reception was fantastic.
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Now go and enjoy yor sunday 😘
New segment: #PunOfTheDay. Because there's just not enough funny shit on here anymore. So here it is, your first pun of the day.
Why don't zombies eat clowns?
They taste funny.
"Why did the vampire start a blood donation center?
Because he wanted to give back and take some at the same time!
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#PunIntended #BloodHumor #BloodyJokes #PunOfTheDay #BloodPuns #WittyWordplay #LaughOutLoud #HilariousHumor #BadBloodJokes #FridayFunnies
#PunnyPeak"
"Why did the sneaky coin keep hanging out with the mint?
Because he said they had a great ""minter-est""!
https://punnypeak.com/mint-puns/
#MintyFresh
#PunnyJoke
#LaughingOutLoud
#WordPlay
#MintyHumor
#JokesOfInstagram
#LMAO
#PunOfTheDay
#FunWithWords
#HilariousHumor
#PunnyPeak"
https://punnypeak.com/peacock-puns/
"What do you call a vain peacock?
A peacoquette! 🦚😂
#peacock #birdwatching #funnypuns #animalpuns #punoftheday #punny #birdsofinstagram #featheredfriends #sillyjokes #wordplay"