Yuriel
Someone put a YouTube short with old "nostalgic songs" and "Call Me Maybe" was in there and go fuck yourself all the way to goddamn hell.
Hey!
🎵 Who has a headache at 3 AM
But only on the right temple!
...This bitch!
Whose eyes hurt like crap,
But also has insomnia?
...This bitch! 🎵
Jesus Christ, I just got "U up'ed" right now! 😅
No, like, literally that!
HOW?!
Surely, Gen-Zers know this is a dumb guy meme by now? 😰 Even a boomer millennial like me knows about it.
It's not #WashYourWaterBottleWednesday but you're totally gonna forget tomorrow, so go do it.
No, like... Right now.
SERIOUSLY, we're not going anywhere. We'll be here waiting.
GO! PLEASE! IT GETS SUPER GROSS!
I KNOW YOUR ND ASS, YOU WON'T DO IT TOMORROW!
By the way, if you keep a pitcher of water in the fridge? Wash that shit too!
I was refilling after I washed my bottle and was horrified to discover that mine was all slimy inside! 🤮 Had to scrub it too.
🎵 Marmoset they'll be days like these
They'll be days like these
My marmoset
(Marmoset, marmoset!)
Marmoset they'll be days like these
They'll be days like these
My marmoset 🎵
*Heavy sigh* 😕 I miss the old internet.***
*** Though, really, I think I miss being 20 years younger. 😞
Also, unrelated, but this morning I heard a horse... An honest to crap, horse!... "NEIGH!!!"
I live close enough to where horses are... No fuckin' wonder there's nothing nearby and no public transport reaches here! 😒
I live in GODDAMN HORSEVILLE! 
(And no, it's not "awesome", Jenny @Marmalade 
)
I've gotten some clips served to me by Mr. Alan Gore Rhythm, and... Good Christ! EVERYONE on QI looks ANCIENT!*
Which means... That's how much older *I* look too!!! 😣
*Sandy looks great, though
NOOO! Catherine O'Hara... 🥺
71 is way too young.
No, seriously, what the fuck?! Kissinger lived well into his goddamn 90s!
Hey, how about we all start admitting that handshakes are creepy, forced physical contact and a gross imposition.
No, I'm not a germaphobe! It's just weird, bruh! 🤨