bro what u are looking for is a PET. as in a domesticated animal.

- it will listen to you talking for hours on end while looking at you curiously as if you're actually saying something of importance

- it will love you unconditionally and follow everywhere you go so you can pretend not to be a loner

- i recommend a parrot. it will talk back to you and even put more conceptual analysis into it than #AI!

#problemsolved

I hope someday some open-source start-up gets real big and then sells itself to a corporation for a few billion..

wait for it..

..and then uses that rediculous amount of money to lobby politicians..

waaaaaaait for it..

..to introduce a law which illegalises corporations from lobbying politicians.

#Problemsolved

Die #CDU will also die Teilzeit abschaffen. Können wir einfach die normale Arbeitszeit als 30 h definieren? Dann arbeiten viel mehr Menschen Vollzeit oder mehr. #problemsolved

https://www.tagesschau.de/inland/innenpolitik/cdu-wirtschaftsfluegel-ende-teilzeit-100.html

#pigeons #infotoot: friendly reminder that, if you ever need to do a #pigeon's nails or treat foot injury, and it is not having it, which most birds don't, you just can put the pigeon in question in a sock.

#problemsolved.

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