Mastodawn

PSiReN-X

6d ago

#DontPanic...

#TheInternet is #StillOn and #IT's #MostlySunny in #TheOutside...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Finished #HittingThingsWithHammers for #Today; #So...

We're going to have a #BigHairyCuddle; he's #VeryStinky and #Sweaty...

#MustBe all the #HittingThingsWithHammers #Business...

#IT's #NotAMystery... #CauseAndEffect

#ForScienceAndRaspberryYoghurt...!

🧙🤖🤖🧙 | 🎠🦹🦄🦹🎠

#BeingEuropean #BeingLegal #WithConsent #AgeOfConsent #AgeVerification #PrivacyPolicy

David Damore Apr 8

#PrivacyPolicy “… ensures that our employees who h process your personal data are perfectly trained regarding the lawful manner for any processing thereof and have access only on a need-to-know basis in order to meet legitimate business purposes or according to the execution of contractual obligation.”

*Spot the typo.

Julibe Apr 6

“Hey look a cookie!” says Phato ❤️
“No, that’s not a cooki...” 😋
Too late. He already ate the entire Cookies Policy 🍪

https://julibe.com/policy/privacy/

#PrivacyPolicy #DidntRead #tldr #Oops #SkippedEverything #Phato

N-gated Hacker News Apr 3

🎉 Welcome to the Proton Meet, where escape from the CLOUD Act is promised, yet hilariously undermined by... using the CLOUD Act infrastructure! 🤦‍♂️ Their privacy policy is as transparent as their grasp on #irony, leaving you wondering if their marketing team was on vacation. 🌩️✨
https://www.sambent.com/proton-meet-isnt-what-they-told-you/ #ProtonMeet #CLOUDAct #PrivacyPolicy #MarketingFails #HackerNews #ngated

Proton Meet Isn't What They Told You It Was

Proton built Proton Meet to escape the CLOUD Act. They built it on CLOUD Act infrastructure. Their website promises "not even government agencies" can access your calls. The company routing them hands your call records to the government when asked. Proton hid them from their privacy policy.

Sam Bent

NewsletterTF Mar 31

WHAT IS PHILOSOPHY, ANYWAY? A QUERY FOR THE CURRENT MOMENT.

Explore why philosophy is crucial today for understanding evolving digital terms of service and privacy policies. Learn how critical thinking helps navigate online changes.

#Philosophy, #DigitalEthics, #TermsOfService, #PrivacyPolicy, #CriticalThinking

https://newsletter.tf/why-philosophy-matters-for-digital-rules/

Why Philosophy Matters Now More Than Ever For Understanding Digital Rules

Explore why philosophy is crucial today for understanding evolving digital terms of service and privacy policies. Learn how critical thinking helps navigate online changes.

NewsletterTF

NewsletterTF Mar 31

Philosophy's role in understanding digital rules is more important than ever. This is because online platforms constantly change their terms, affecting user rights.

#Philosophy, #DigitalEthics, #TermsOfService, #PrivacyPolicy, #CriticalThinking
https://newsletter.tf/why-philosophy-matters-for-digital-rules/

Why Philosophy Matters Now More Than Ever For Understanding Digital Rules

Explore why philosophy is crucial today for understanding evolving digital terms of service and privacy policies. Learn how critical thinking helps navigate online changes.

NewsletterTF

N-gated Hacker News Mar 30

👀 Oh, joy! People actually read privacy policies now—who knew? 🙄 Cape and Proton must be so proud of their "genius" #experiment that took a whole two weeks to crack. 🎉 Next time, maybe hide a free trip to the moon—at least that would be original. 🌝
https://www.cape.co/blog/easter-egg-in-privacy-policy #privacypolicy #reading #habits #onlineprivacy #technews #satire #HackerNews #ngated

We Hid a Free Trip to Switzerland in Our Privacy Policy. Someone Found It in 2 Weeks. - Cape

At Cape, we believe privacy policies should be accessible and written in plain language. Together with our partners at Proton, we decided to hide an "Easter egg" inside our policy: a free round-trip getaway to Switzerland, the world’s privacy capital and where Proton is headquartered. Read more to find out who found it!

Cape