Earth is warming faster than previously estimated, new study shows
https://misryoum.com/us/us/earth-is-warming-faster-than-previously-estimated-new/
Planetary warming has significantly accelerated over the past 10 years, with temperatures rising at a higher rate since 2015 than in any previous decade on record, a new study showed.The Earth warmed around 0.35 degrees Celsius in the decade...
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The unintended consequence of the latest EU “right to repair” legislation means that phone manufacturers have to make the pixies used to assemble their devices available to consumers. Let me tell you, as a delivery driver, this causes no end of trouble. Your package made it to your doorstop just fine, sir, it’s not our fault what they get up to when you let them out. #Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot
Previously convicted stowaway sneaks onto flight to Europe again
https://misryoum.com/us/world-news/previously-convicted-stowaway-sneaks-onto-flight-to-europe/
Svetlana Dali was convicted last year of stowing away after she snuck onto a Delta flight from New York to Paris. The Russian national was arrested again after stowing away on a recent United flight to Milan that departed...
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“Mmph *nom* *nom* you sure do crash a lot, Chief. Most people get their recipes from the food channel.” #BonusPanel
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“Fork, Fork, Fork, Bronze hair pin, Fork, Tentacle brush, Fork” “Chief, why are we here?” asked trainee spacer Anu, nervously picking at a lump of melted duraplas that had adhered to the sleeve of her coverall during one of the explosions. She’d lost count of how many explosions today. “Do you mean sentient stardust come to life in an uncaring cosmos, or two spacers rummaging through kitchen implements in a junk store on an uncontacted chemical-age class-M planet?” replied chief engineer Maamau. “Fork, Fork” “The second one” “Well, when life gives you meteors, you bake fish in the hot crater. Our meteor smashed through Storage Bay Six before sending shrapnel into the drive room. Cracked the intermix valve, spares of which of course were in that vaporized storage bay, damn the luck. Fork, Fork, no idea, ooh meson orbital manipulator, yes please!” Taking the offered implement with surprise, Anu asked “Boss how can there be tachyon drive parts in a…whatever this place is? This planet doesn’t even have starships.” Antika Maamau winked at her young crewmate. “Old spacers’ trick. No allegedly uncontacted planet has had zero contact. There will be crashes, lost tourists, wildcat traders. Technology diffuses. Cocktail shaker, Flour Sifter, Fuel cock, Egg flip.” “Okay but why are you looking here. This stuff is mostly weird food tools.” “You know how toxins accumulate at the top of a food chain? Well these places are the tech equivalent. The technology that a planet doesn’t understand yet concentrates in junk markets. Fruit peeler. Ew Cetan ovipositor reamer I hope they washed that. AHA intermix valve. Kuria, two to beam up.” “Wait, Chief, I think this planet uses money” #Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot
UK woman wrongly declared dead by paramedics, inquest hears
An inquest into the incident was heard at the Crook Coroner’s Court this week. Durham Constabulary rep John…
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Recidivist shoplifter Silvia Tipene back thieving after release from jail for stealing
“I am being framed and arrested for crimes another person committed,” the Hamilton mum told police …
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The mechanically adept will recall that “von Zeppelin’s Law” (yes, the airship fella) states that you should “never make any part of a machine stronger than the others”, because then the machine will just break where the strongest part joins the rest.
Cybertruck owners already demonstrated their lack of good sense, so perhaps could be forgiven for ignorance of The Law. Count Ferdy von died before all that Nazi 1.0 business, and was spared the embarrassment of witnessing his company’s final ships being tarted up in swastikas for a world tour of What Happens When You Don’t Follow The Instructions, (Oh The Humanity). Perhaps if the Count /had/ been a Nazi, the 2.0 generation would have paid him more attention.
Why am I telling you this?. Well, just like the Falling Out Of The Sky problem that led CvZ to formulate his Law, owners of the Stainless Steel Ratrods find their land zeppelins falling off the ground. Well, bits of them. Pieces of trim that were apparently sticky-taped on have been flying into the sky at highway speed.
If you’re going to break a law, one school of thought says, break it good and hard. If the trim drops off your Wankpanzer, use a stronger tape. I’m not talking about that molecular bonded “gecko tape”. The *strongest* tape uses nuclear adhesives, which is a term that is /bound/ to attract the attention of Deplorean owners.
What happens when a piece of stainless steel trim (despite the marketing, these Swasticars are just sheet metal glued onto a badly-engineered frame) wants to fly off, but the Strong Nuclear Force Says No? Readers of Dr E. E. Smith’s seven volume treatise on the confrontation of Irresistible Forces and Immovable Objects can guess the result: if you are fully constrained in three dimensions, try a fourth.
If you come across the inverted wreck of a Klanborghini that has turned inside-out at speed via the fourth dimension, don’t stop. You can’t help the owner; what came back didn’t live long, fortunately.
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Chennai (IANS): STICKY TAPED TOGETHER has long been a euphemism for poorly assembled goods that lack robustness or longevity. This is set to change with the development of a bonding film that eschews typical vegetable or synthetic gums for the vastly more powerful Strong Nuclear Force. The force that holds atomic nuclei together has had little application in our daily lives, despite being one hundred trillion trillion trillion times stronger than the force of gravity. Indian chemical giant General Adhesives has announced that their research into gluon-channeling materials has resulted in a sticky tape product that can lift over one million tons per square centimeter. Shares in quantum chromodynamics startups in the Tamil Nadu “Hadron Valley” research enclave are generally up on this news. #Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot
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