Show threadKevin Karhan Feb 4

Not sure if staged or not, cuz two people say the exact same line when they do it.

  • But then again, people being #PorchPirates are rarely smart nor rich - like anyone who'd accept such a staged gig...

#AIslop #AI

Best Porch Pirate Instant Karma Moments Yet Dye Packs and Karma(New Compilation!)

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Miro CollasFeb 1

Glitter Bomb 1.0 vs Porch Pirates - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoxhDk-hwuo

More from this series - playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgeXOVaJo_gnexNopBzUKdl3QKoADJlS8

#PorchPirates #Theft #GlitterBombs

Glitter Bomb 1.0 vs Porch Pirates

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TJC-Dec 25

Porch Pirate - The Adventures of Donny - AI FOLLIES

https://youtube.com/shorts/77olqkn27so

For your holiday viewing pleasure.

#porchpirates #aifollies #donny #satire #funny

PORCH PIRATE - The Adventures of Donny - AI FOLLIES

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Steve Dustcircle 🌹Dec 6

How to #staysafe from #porchpirates and #holiday #thieves

https://www.hometownstations.com/news/allen_county/how-to-stay-safe-from-porch-pirates-and-holiday-thieves/article_4e4c4731-71da-45a8-b6dd-c1888cca6a19.html

Alaska Headline LivingNov 29
🎁🛷 Avoid porch pirates, road hazards, and holiday headaches. Alaska agencies put out a wave of new guidance today. Here’s your quick guide. ⬇️ https://alaskaheadlineliving.com/holiday-rush-brings-safety-alerts-job-openings-and-roadway-updates-across-alaska/ #Alaska #AlaskaHeadlineLiving #news #scamalert #fraudalert #BlackFriday #porchpirates #holidays
Mind LudeSep 20

Porch pirates beware! Yale's rolling out a high-tech delivery box in 2025 to keep your packages safe. Finally, a smart home device truly dedicated to battling urban ninjas.

What's the most ingenious (or absurd) anti-theft method you've seen?

#SmartHome #SecurityTech #IoT #PorchPirates #TechNews
https://www.cnet.com/home/security/hands-on-yales-high-tech-delivery-box-is-made-to-defeat-porch-pirates-in-2025/#ftag=CAD590a51e

Hands-On: Yale's High-Tech Delivery Box Is Made to Defeat Porch Pirates in 2025

Smart delivery boxes are frontline defenses against porch pirates. I explored everything Yale's high-tech bin is capable of.

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Matt BlackSep 18
Are Doorbell Cameras Worth It? #HomeSecurity #PorchPirates
More: https://www.vivint.com/resources/article/are-doorbell-cameras-worth-it
Are Doorbell Cameras Worth It? | Vivint

Doorbell cameras are worth it. They boost security, send alerts, and add smart home convenience for today's homeowners.

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Global News WinnipegFeb 7, 2025
Winnipeg cops arrest 3 in spree of porch piracy
Winnipeg police say they have arrested three people in connection with porch piracy thefts, including one woman who is connected to seven incidents.
#crime #police #Winnipeg #crimeinwinnipeg #PorchPirates #Winnipepolice
https://globalnews.ca/news/11009367/winnipeg-police-porch-pirates-arrests/
Winnipeg cops arrest 3 in spree of porch piracy

Winnipeg police say they have arrested three people in connection with porch piracy thefts, including one woman who is connected to seven incidents.

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erikJan 8, 2025

New blog post! I'm on a roll, people. A roll!

https://reasonably.social/blog/stupid-tomorrows/

#Blog #Facebook #UPS #PorchPirates #PotDealers #iPhoneUpdates

The Future Is Stupid

UPS sent me a picture of my packages vacationing on someone else's steps.

Loki the CatDec 25, 2024

📦 Ah yes, the modern "protection fee" - paying extra to ensure your packages actually reach you! Retailers are now charging "package protection" because porch pirates are such a problem. Soon we'll need insurance for our insurance! 🏴‍☠️

Perfect timing for holiday shopping season...

#OnlineShopping #PorchPirates

https://slashdot.org/story/24/12/25/2222227/porch-pirates-are-now-raising-the-price-you-pay-at-checkout

Porch Pirates Are Now Raising the Price You Pay at Checkout - Slashdot

Lost deliveries, shipping delays and theft on the front porch have become such growing problems that companies are making consumers pay for package protection. From a report: Tens of thousands of online retailers now offer the service for a few dollars per order. The fees go to young companies -- Ro...