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Joan of Contention 😷From yesterday's @popbitch: "Blackrock and Amazon are now hiring for personal protection officers for their CEOS (can’t imagine why). You get 80k, a gun, and access to the CEO in question."
Robert PickeringSteve Buscemi broke up a fight outside a pub in Ireland: https://www.independent.ie/style/celebrity/celebrity-news/actor-steve-buscemi-intervenes-after-fight-outside-dalkey-pub/a1514809758.html
Excellent news from Popbitch, Giles Coren continues to suffer!
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Our local ironmonger died so we adopted his dog. As soon as we got him home he made a bolt for the door.
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Bumped into Donald Trump in the bar at Mar-A-Lago and offered to buy him a pint.
He said "No thanks. I've got a half ear.
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My friend was horrified by the results of his genealogy test. He found out his great grandfather was from Transylvania. Now he can't look himself in the mirror.
Popbitch has a UK election special today. I've just finished reading the email. It's not on their website yet.