Ed MathewsAug 24, 2024

I have also decided to not run for President and throw my full support behind Kamala Harris.

I have never tried to skin a roadkill bear cub to save for snacking on later. I’m one up on the other guy.

I am convinced I will have the equivalent political effect!

#JusticeForBearCubs #VectorRFK #pokemonGOP

Ed MathewsJul 27, 2024
I did not have “couch fucker” on my 2024 US Political BINGO card, but here we are. #pokemonGOP
Ed MathewsFeb 16, 2024
I mean, sex is great and all, but have you ever had your lunch interrupted by a news alert that Donald Trump has been fined $354.9m and is barred from doing business in New York for 3 years? #pokemonGOP #GOPFrontRunner #NewKink
Ed MathewsJan 27, 2024
Sex is great and all, but have you ever come home from a long day of work after recovering from Covid to discover that a jury fined Trump $83.3m for defaming E. Jean Carroll? #pokemonGOP #GOPFrontRunner
Ed MathewsAug 15, 2023
When are they going to pull over the white Bronco? #georgia #pokemonGOP