I have learned more about Notker the Stammerer and Machiavelli in the past 30 minutes than I ever wanted to know, but the kid has talked out their essay and figured out how to finish it.

#Parenthood #Adulting #PleaseSendHelp

next attempt. < polycule > was a bust, at this point I am giving up for today and installing element

If anyone has anything to suggest throw them at me

#matrixclient #pleasesendhelp #recommendations

J'ai l'habitude de poster des liens vers des sites de news et si les aperçus (preview cards) comportaient le titre de l'article et une phrase d'intro sans illustration – ou alors un petit favicon dans un angle –, ça ne me poserait pas de problème.

Le format traditionnel impose une image par article et nous sommes noyés sous les photos des usual suspects, que je n'ai pas envie de voir 30 fois par jour, surtout sur ma timeline. L'IA générative étant à la mode, voilà une raison supplémentaire pour ne pas laisser quelqu'un d'autre choisir une illustration.

On peut y remédier en postant un court extrait du texte sous forme d'image, ce qui empêche l'affichage de la preview card. Mais il s'agit d'un hack et il faudrait le faire à chaque fois. Je pourrais ajouter un pixel transparent, mais j'y renonce à l'avance, pour les mêmes raisons. Et puis à force ils monopoliseraient l'onglet Média de mon profil.

Ou bien il faudrait se restreindre à mettre des liens vers le site npr.org, qui n'affiche jamais d'aperçu (for reasons), mais ça limiterait drastiquement le choix des sources. 😅

#PreviewCard #ControlFreak #PleaseSendHelp

We are all pictures of deception, based on perceptions of fiction, reflecting delusions about perception itself. Or, as my uncle says after two beers: 'AI is weird and I miss rotary phones.' 🌀📞 #AI #Deception #PleaseSendHelp

You get a relabeling! And you get a metricRelabeling! And you get a couple dropped labels! And you get an entire dozen metrics dropped!

Newest 2-day Prometheus TSDB block from this morning: Down to 467 MB/day.

We need more relabelings! Moaaaarrr. 🤪

#HomeLab #PleaseSendHelp

I haven't met the infamous Fediverse bot yet, but I'm now starting to pick up spambot followers (from different servers), so either I'm doing something right or something wrong?

#PleaseSendHelp

I had severe stomach pain & indigestion last night, to the point of keeping me up late 'til something like 4 in the morning.

I think these are the culprit: 🌶️🥨
In my advanced #GenX age, I now have a glitchy stomach and esophagus, so I must limit my spicy foods.

These are lightly spicy, which kinda sneaks up on me. Plus they are irresistibly F'n delicious to my lizard brain. 🦎🧠 If I'm not careful, I will eat until pain.

Also related: they are tasty this morning, too.

#PleaseSendHelp

#lispyGopherClimate https://archives.anonradio.net/202501080000_screwtape.mp3
#climateCrisis #haiku by @kentpitman !

Join the #party live in #lambdaMOO as always!

#lisp
The #html is better than #python wired.com article everyone's sharing didn't go far enough!

#dsp
I promised @shinmera that she could detect speech chirps using convolution
#pleaseSendHelp

My #series #fft exploration (works for n=3 !) (Towards #ELS2025 !)

#jamuary #music @flockofnazguls vs @[email protected] !

#unix_surrealism @prahou

It has been zero days since I collected a kernel crash dump and uploaded it to Red Hat.

#pleasesendhelp