thinking about outsourcing memory to AI so I can forget all the hashtags I used to impress a neuroscience major I met once in a coworking space 🧠💾 #CognitiveOffloading #NeuralFlexibility #PleaseHireMe
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Hey, everyone. I've just been laid off after 18 months of work over my boss not being able to take criticism. So I'm looking for work.

I got 18 months of experience in Quality Assurance for Android applications, UI Protyping using Figma, and database using PostgreSQL.

I would love to work on open source apps, but proprietary projects are fine too.

Feel free to contact me, and please share this all around. I got 1 month until I run out of money.

#lookingforwork #QA #qualityassurance #testing #apptesting #android #opensource #foss #proprietary #figma #figmadesign #figmadesigner #postgresql #sql #openforjob #openforwork #openforhire #pleasehireme

Hey I'm still looking for work.
I've applied to a lot of places in my area and I'm getting nothing.

I'm a programmer at heart, but I've also been looking for regular entry-level jobs because there haven't been any coding positions open at my level as far as I could tell.

If you can offer me a job, it might save my butt. And if you can't offer me a job, could you at least share this post?

I live 30 minutes away from Bellevue if that helps.

#fedihire #getfedihired #programmerforhire #programmer4hire #coderforhire #coder4hire #lookingforwork #looking4work #unemployed #pleasehireme #java #kotlin #scala #c #cplusplus #csharp #dotnet #zig #godot #godotengine #gdscript

Don't hire me unless you absolutely want the bestest-estest game designer / 2D artist. It's a surprise what I'll do if you do.

#thingsthatcouldmaybemaybehappen 😜​#pleasehireme 😎

Asked my supervisor about that email this morning - here’s how it went:
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 you’re no help Brian. #toxicworkplaces #ableismaritsfinest #toomuch #meltdowncentral #ableistpractices #audhd #adhd #autism #ccagent #livinghell #tryingtomakendsmeet #pleasedonate #shouldquit #cantquit #pleasehireme #makeaccommodationsaccessible #toomuchchange #corporategreed
#Sinkingship #autistok #audhdtiktok #adhdtiktok #autismtiktok #lated× #selfdx #makeitmakesense #ableistdisabledproductcompany

Me: “I’m gonna need us to have a shortish meeting today or tomorrow if possible so you can explain this to me. Because I saw it last night and had a full blown meltdown out of confusion and frustration. So I’m gonna need some clarity.”

Supervisor: “All it means is that they are going to be going off your stats. If you are in group one then you keep what ever shift you have. If you are in group 2 or three then there will be a shift bid.”

Me: “A shift bid? So what happens if you lose the bid?”

Supervisor: “I'm not sure exactly how they will work it but there should be multiple shifts that you would choose from. We are having a TLS meeting tomorrow and so I'm sure they will let us know more about it then. So once I find out more information on it I'll let you know.”

Alright friends. I'm back on the #jobhunt. My last venture didn't work out. If you know someone who needs some #socialmedia management or #webcontent strategy, I'm your gal! http://jessicastapf.com #selfpromo #pleasehireme
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The personal writing portfolio of Jessica Stapf. Jess tells digital stories and writes engaging social media content.

Also, if you're looking for a cool social media person I might be what you're looking for... My resume and portfolio can be found here: http://jessicastapf.com

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About

The personal writing portfolio of Jessica Stapf. Jess tells digital stories and writes engaging social media content.