It’s Pelican, Captain

#Fanfiction #KaigaiIdol #PonRanger
#MastoPrompt #Pelican

“Reporting for duty, Captain.” The creature snapped a salute as crisp as its white, green, and orange uniform.

“Very good, Lieutenant Yeast,” Captain Pon said. Their eyes stayed glued to the console displaying a terrible, multi-segmented thing crawling in the starless black sky. Its tentacles sprawled, blocky abominations.

“Is that a life form that defies the laws of physics?” Yeast asked.

“No, it's today’s New Pork’s Slimes crossworld puzzle. What seven-letter word means ‘soup bowl face?’”

#TootFic #MicroFiction #NMFic #PlayOnWords #Puns

“Fine you tell me, how would you suggest we save democracy?”

“I got some bullet points…”

“Ok, what are they?”

“No, that was it.”

“Well shoot.”

“So you’re in?”

“Are we having different conversations?”

#democracy #humor #mixedMessages #holdup #playOnWords

People share 32 words they purposefully mispronounce to get a laugh out of others

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/people-share-32-words-they-purposefully-mispronounce-to-get-a-laugh

Từ "chắc" trong tiếng Việt – nghe thì chắc chắn, nhưng đọc kỹ lại... ngã nghiêng vì chơi chữ! 😂 Một câu đố vui đầy tinh tế, khiến ai nghe xong cũng phải bật cười. Biết ngay từ đầu là đố mẹo, nhưng vẫn... dính!

#CâuĐốVui #TiếngViệt #PlayOnWords #ĐốVui #VietnameseHumor #Wordplay #BrainTeaser

https://vtcnews.vn/tu-tieng-viet-nao-chac-chan-nhung-van-nga-ar997018.html