🧶🔬 String Theory: the never-ending yarn spun by physicists who love talking but hate tangible results. Brian Greene and Edward Witten's latest yawn-fest is a rerun of their 20-year-old conversation 🤦‍♂️. Spoiler: Witten is still "disturbed" by the universe's refusal to fit his equations. #PhysicsComedy #StillNotProven 🎢
https://www.math.columbia.edu/~woit/wordpress/?p=15401 #StringTheory #PhysicsHumor #BrianGreene #EdwardWitten #ScienceDebate #HackerNews #ngated

🚗💥 The Expanding Car: A Tragedy in Tonnes
Once cars were polite: they fit in spaces, whispered fuel economy, and didn’t need prayers to park. Then… the battery boxes arrived. 📦⚡
At first, small. Then bigger. Then… massive. Cars grew taller, wider, heavier — all to carry the box. Weight remembers everything. Physics squints. Efficiency disappears. 🏋️‍♂️💨
Now: bigger motors, bigger brakes, bigger wheels, squinted headlights. Cars are assertive: “I am large because I am sustainable.” Meanwhile, the hatchback from ’98 smirks silently, 50mpg and proud.
🐾☕ Marvin approves, if it fits the driveway.
#EVProblems #BatteryLife #CarHumor #MarvinSays #VehicleEvolution #PhysicsHumor #ElectricCars #CarLife #AutoSatire

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🎭 Oh, look! Another "History of Maths" guide that promises to unlock the mysteries of the universe for beginners, but instead delivers a labyrinth of Renaissance gibberish and Christmas trilogies. 🤯 Surely, we'll all be mathematicians after this dizzying tale of "ta physika!" 😂
https://thonyc.wordpress.com/2025/03/13/history-of-maths-for-beginners/ #HistoryOfMaths #RenaissanceGibberish #MathForBeginners #LabyrinthOfLearning #PhysicsHumor #HackerNews #ngated