Mastodawn

A genuine, pedigreed PET ROCK will make a much more suitable companion.

That statement may be hard to believe but it is, nevertheless, quite true.

Rocks enjoy this trick so much that often, when you’re not even looking, they'll actually practice it on their own.

More often than not, and depending upon your arm, your PET ROCK will skip happily to the other side.

It is in a PET ROCK’s nature that it learns to get down so easily.

A PET ROCK is perfect for people who hate animals, are allergic to animals, or who are not allowed to keep animals.

Repeat the command, STAY, and slowly back away from your rock.

No other disease is as debilitating to PET ROCKS as Rock Bottom.

Rocks enjoy a rather long life span so the two of you will never have to part—at least not on your PET ROCK’s account.