Incredibly, as you walk toward your rock you will notice that it actually is coming closer.

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A genuine, pedigreed PET ROCK will make a much more suitable companion.

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Upon passing initial tests they are prepared for shipping, packed into their little boxes, and sent throughout the world to anxious owners.

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Next, throw your PET ROCK as far as you can.

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Remember; a bored rock is an unhappy rock.

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They are then examined for congenital defects prior to intelligence evaluations.

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Take your PET ROCK to its training area and, when you have its undivided attention, give the command, PLAY DEAD.

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Return to your training area and set your rock upon the floor or ground.

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Be patient, calm and gentle.

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