Rocks enjoy a rather long life span so the two of you will never have to part—at least not on your PET ROCK’s account.

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Now, start walking slowly toward your rock.

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I finally found one!! First time since they added them to the game!

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If you are getting blood out of your rock you should contact the Internal Revenue Service immediately.

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Amusing tricks will be covered in Section Two.

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All the hours of training will be forgotten.

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While you may look in on your new pet from time to time, it is essential that you leave your rock in its box for a few days.

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Of the hundreds of breeds of rocks known to man, only a few show the necessary aptitude required of a PET ROCK.

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Surprisingly, most rocks have no difficulty learning this command and respond quite obediently the first time they hear it.

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There’s a very good reason for this.

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