However, a refresher course is certainly in order since you will want your rock to sit when you want it to, not when it wants to.
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The first symptoms are manifested in an almost unbelievable forgetfulness.
Their ancestors can be found amongst the rubble of the pyramids; the cobblestone streets of ancient European cities; the Great Wall of China.
Don’t allow your PET ROCK to meet an untimely demise at the bottom of an obscure pile of rubble.
Wild rocks can give you nothing but headaches.
The next command to teach your rock is STAY.
If you have not, do so before proceeding with obedience training.
Repeat the command, STAY, and slowly back away from your rock.
They’ve been attempting to do this very thing for years.
Follow your rock to the bottom of the hill and praise it profusely.
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