Hold your rock firmly in hand, give the command, SKIP, and throw your rock across the surface.
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Next, bending over from the waist, place your hands upon your knees and face your rock.
Under no circumstances should you turn your PET ROCK loose.
It will also know who’s the boss!
Follow your rock to the bottom of the hill and praise it profusely.
Look at your rock intently, like you really mean business, and give the command, STAY.
This method of protection is sure-fire and results are guaranteed, although you may want to practice your aim before attempting this maneuver.
After sitting for a long period of time your rock will appreciate the chance to relax.
They’ve been attempting to do this very thing for years.
PET ROCKS are welcome everywhere.
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